Yes...it's finally here! You can be a member.....but you'll need to qualify first......here's how:- (1) You need to be 50 years of age or older (2) You must not have purchased a new musical recording of any kind in at least ten years. (3) You agree that kids these days know nothing about music. (4) The last five concerts you've played or been to were at old-age homes. (5) You have at least one lawn that you keep in good condition. (6) You must have almost nutted yourself at least twice when you bent over to pick dandelions off it. (7) If you're a female player you must have split the butt out of your pants at least twice doing the same thing. (8) You never turn your amp past "5" (9) You have two basses...one is a Fender P, the other is a Squier Bronco. You always take the Bronco to gigs, but whenever anybody asks you tell them you bought it for your grandson and you're just sort of breaking it in for him. (10) At every gig you start off a song with " a one and a two and a three and a four..." (11) After the second song you announce "we're gonna take a little break now..." (12) At gigs you don't take tips. Whenever somebody offers you a monetary gratuity you reply " Oh no..really....no.....we're just here to help out......but thank you kindly...." (13) Halfway through a set you step to the mic and say " We're gonna turn it up a notch for ya'" and then your band plays a 95 bpm screamer....... (14) You tried rapping once........but couldn't remember what the hell you were talking about..... (15)...When asked if you've ever heard of Green Day you reply " I put my recycleables out by the curb every Tuesday " (16) You believe that Elvis is the greatest singer that ever lived...except for maybe Celine Dion... (17) You wrap up every gig with a rousing sing along of " If You're Happy And You Know It..." (18) You gave up fingers 10 years ago and always use a pick for bass.. (19) Your band drummer only uses 2 beats.......4/4 and 3/4......for everything. (20) You milk the "Goodnight everybody and thanks for coming" for all its worth. You introduce everybody in the band and tell a little story about them and how they came to be and how you all got together.....the whole thing takes almost as long as one set and by the time you're finished the only person left in the room is the clean-up janitor.... (21) You never use wireless mics because RF interference makes your hearing-aids squeal... (22) Your band hasn't sold a single cd, which are in a box right by the stage...but things are looking up..... (23) Your band thinks "Goodnight Irene" is the new "Stairway To Heaven".