I'm so dumb today - I managed to come to work with out bringing any lunch or my wallet with me. I also failed to eat breakfast before leaving the house this morning. I have no food, no money, no credit cards, no check book - and I'm HUNGRY! Anybody know of any common office supplies that might be edible? I know that kids used to chew / eat paper in elementary school. I'd grab a new ream of paper, not just grab used stuff from the recycle. This Paper Mate brand correction fluid warns against intentionally concentrating and inhaling the vapors but doesn't seem to warn against ingesting it. I wonder if it has any flavor? and these white Magic Rub erasers are pretty soft, they might be like chewing on Gummy Bears (minus the flavor of course) seriously, I think I'm going to make a pot of coffee and drink it with cream and sugar, it seems to be a little more "filling" that way as opposed to black how I usually drink it. Maybe if I go out to my car I could scavenge enough change from under the seats to get something from a vending machine. I'd kill for a bag of microwave popcorn right now. Oh, the humanity ...could somebody send the Whaaa-ambulance, please?