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The way to a man's heart?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. His stomach

    9 vote(s)
  2. A back scratch

    27 vote(s)
  3. His... you know.

    33 vote(s)
  4. A new bass

    29 vote(s)
  5. A good beer

    14 vote(s)
  6. carrots! steamed carrots, to be exact.

    8 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I really am honored that a long gone oldbie has decided to show up again... in my thread!

    Like. I am such an OT kid and am outrageously unworthy.
  2. I we were to be completely honest we would say through his eyes. Men(i happen to be one) are extremely visual. If a girl is attractive, she has already won .(and most girls are attractive)
  3. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA

    I see someone else enjoys the finer things in life as well.

    Now go away again.
  4. Jeremy_X


    Jan 29, 2002
    His chest, with a big knife.
  5. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    What a sheltered life some people around here have lead!! ;)
  6. [​IMG]
  7. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    S & M smilies!!?? :eek:
  8. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Physical attraction,
    Intellectual conversation,
    Sex so good,it curls your toenails!!

    Do men even have hearts?? :meh: ;)
  9. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    I notice that Mr. Money (he's a man you know!)is being very 'coy' in his poll!

    Do you think he was referring to the subject of this joke :

    Be sure to read first, then look
    at picture!

    A co-worker got a_ pen stuck inside the printer just before we had to go to a meeting. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him "We don't have time for that_ now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then_ report it to the Help Desk."

    So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it._ I left before he finished the note. Later, one of my colleagues comes in_ laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a_ printer and went to investigate.

    Attached is what he_ found.
    Sometimes things_ don't always come out the way you want them to.

  10. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    you just feel threatened.

  11. Bruce, this should have a thread of its own!

  12. Melf


    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    I'd say the way to a man's heart is through his arteries.
  13. bill h

    bill h

    Aug 31, 2002
    small town MN
  14. NV43345


    Apr 1, 2003
    If a Women will wear sexy Lingerie for me,I will
    do anything for her.
  15. Chad Michael

    Chad Michael Supporting Member

    Sep 19, 2001
    Pacific Northwest USA
    Hmmmm... how about buying him a ring that cost 2 month's salary?

    How about doing the yardwork?

    Oh, lots of naked wiggling is nice also.
  16. artistanbul

    artistanbul Nihavend Longa Vita Brevis

    Apr 15, 2003
    there is a saying I love,
    "the way to a man's love works its way up to his heart."
  17. sup baby
  18. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    stfu frat boy.
  19. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    A sumptious repast of the finest comestibles and potables, fed to you by the beautiful object of your desire qualifies.

    Prostate gland stimulation during coitus has come up high on the list as well

    Try not to fall asleep during all this heartburn.

    DHC eh? Midterms must be over!

  20. y u haet :(

    (i'm actually not in a fraternity... :confused: )
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