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The way to a man's heart?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. His stomach

    9 vote(s)
  2. A back scratch

    27 vote(s)
  3. His... you know.

    33 vote(s)
  4. A new bass

    29 vote(s)
  5. A good beer

    14 vote(s)
  6. carrots! steamed carrots, to be exact.

    8 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Women who think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach are setting their sights too high...

    - Wil
  2. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    All of the above (poll-wise) and I will second:
    and will add: sense of humor.
  3. downstairs


    May 13, 2001
    Pasadena, MD
    I'm saying back scratch, but I mean more of a back/shoulder rub, its hard to find a woman with strong enough hands to get the knots out of my back. Also, my shoulder has some really weird thing wrong with it, a shoulder rub will leave me paralyzed and drooling :).
  4. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    ur just 2 emo 4 my hax0rgoffixxness

    FRAT boy :)
  5. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Happy to be of service!

    It would be real interesting to see the rest of the list, of course. Sounds like a new OT thread in the making!
  6. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    As much as I hate to admit that there is someone of higher sexual being on TB, I tip my hat to Mr DHC.
  7. somebody just needs to explain to me what the scratch factor thing is all about.

    my boyfriend lives and dies for scratching, particularly on the backs of his legs. i oblige because he enjoys it, but really, i find it quite freakish. massage, yes. but scratching?

    scratch this!

    i think the way to a man's heart is through his head.

    yeah. that one. :spit:

  8. It feels good.

    Maybe it dates back to the flea-picking days of apehood?

    Oh, and don't go scratching that head...
  9. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    So like ya... i got a back scratch yesterday.
  10. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest".
  11. Well surgically speaking there are several ways. Through the chest, through the skin by the stomach and up, through the leg I think. You could probbaly go through the butt, or the throat. But that's really up to the person doing the carving.;)
  12. JayAmel

    JayAmel Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2002
    Carcassonne, France
    I voted "back scratch" since I did not find any "leather and cuffs" option...

  13. Depending on what the girl looks like, I think I might want the beer first.....a few actually.......;)
  14. icks


    Jul 12, 2001
    like the mother of my wife said to her

    "" To keep a man, it's easy, keep two thing in mind, do good cooking and do whatever he wants in bed ! ""

    I'm still impressed by a so wise advice ;)
    LUCKY ME !!
  15. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    I will ask the burning questions that TB'ers of
    all ages will want to know ...

    Does she have sisters... ?
    How old is Mom? mmmm :D ?
  16. icks


    Jul 12, 2001
    she is 23, and she is mine
    Her sister is 28 and is not "available" on the single market.

    The mom is 50 and live a quiet life with a trucker of 210 pounds.
  17. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003

    That's how my wife keeps me! And I love every minute of it!
  18. icks


    Jul 12, 2001
    LUCKY US !!

  19. TMI.........
  20. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    That's it! Pepsi coming out my nose and all over my keyboard! Thanks a lot, SMASH!:mad:

    LMAO! That is great!:D
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