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there is no sex... in the champagne room.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by instigata, Mar 10, 2006.


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  1. instigata

    instigata

    Feb 24, 2006
    New Jersey
    Goodevening Class of 1999

    I have one piece of advice for you
    no matter what a stripper tells you
    there is no sex in the champagne room.

    keep it cominnn!!!
     
  2. AuG

    AuG

    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    Well thanks for that tidbit of info. :rollno: Now the VIP room....that's different. :D

    AuG
     
  3. instigata

    instigata

    Feb 24, 2006
    New Jersey
    its a chris rock "song".

    trying to get ppl to quote the lyrics. o well....

    see:


    Goodevening Class of 1999 I
    have one piece of advice for you no matter what a stripper tells youthere is no sex in thechampagne room
    Oh theres champange in the champagne room
    but you dont want champange
    you want sex
    and there's no sex in the champange room

    Dont go to parties with metal detectors
    sure it fells safe inside
    but what about all those muther****a's waitin outside wit
    guns
    they know you aint got one
    if a women says shes twenty and she looks sixteen
    shes twelve
    if she tells you shes twenty six and looks twentysix
    shes damn near 40
    take off that silly ass hat
    the ODB couldn't have possible commited all those crimes
    Coolio did
    f you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot
    let it slide
    why spend the next twenty years in jail cause someone smudged your pumas?
    cornbread
    aint nothin wrong wit that
    no matter what you think
    of what im saying remember this one thing
    theres no sex in he champagne room

    [Gerald Lervert]



    Uhh
    no sex in the champagne room
    no sex in the champagne room
    no sex in the champagne room
    no sex in the champagne room
    no sex in the champagne room
    no sex in the champagne room
    abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
    abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

    [Chris Rock]


    If a homeless person has a funny sign
    he hasn't been homeless for that long
    a real homeless person is too hungry to be funny
    if a girl has a pierced tongue
    she'll probably suck your dick
    if a guy has a pierced tongue he'll probably suck your dick
    heres a horoscope for everyone
    Aquarius your going die
    Capricorn your going die
    Gemini your going die twice
    Leo your going die
    Scorpio your going die ****in
    no one go's to hooters for hot wings
    if you been dating a man for four months and you haven't met any of his friends, your not his girlfriend
    some of the things I've said may not apply to you
    some of the things I may have said may offened you
    no matter who you are you must remember this one thing
    no matter what a stripper says
    there is no sex in the champagne room
    NONE!

    [Gerald Lervert]


    Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
    Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
    Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
    Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
    Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
    aint get none cant have none, naa
    in the champagne room
    there is absolutely postively no sex
    in the champagne room
    na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
    in the champagne room na na say na na

    Repeat until fade
     
  4. OK.
     
  5. vision

    vision It's all about the groove! Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2005
    Ann Arbor, MI
    i'm with you...that was a funny video...
     
  6. instigata

    instigata

    Feb 24, 2006
    New Jersey
    OK is right homie.

    and yea... bigger and blacker is great.

    and if you haven't heard of mitch heard berg, i HIGHLY recommend u buy his cd "mitch all together"
     
  7. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    that song came out when i was in middle school.
     
  8. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    I'll try and remember that.
     
  9. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Yup, that's the TalkBass equivalent of trying to high-five someone and being left hanging. That's a message in itself.:rolleyes:

    Good idea. Let's let this thread fade...please.
     



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