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They let JASON (Fri the 13th) into the country?!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Transverz, Jun 8, 2005.

  1. Transverz

    Transverz believer of the Low End Theory

    May 3, 2004
    Los Angeles, CA
    Would you let THIS guy into your country? Check out his photo! Yikes! :eek:


    Short excerpt from story:

    "On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres, then let him into the United States."

    Looks like one more guy is ready for the Zombie scenario! Alright! Either that, or Jason is truly not dead and taken over this dudes body. Whoa...

    Either way, I think we're in trouble y'all... :ninja:

  2. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    American Border Patrol: Keeping you safe from harm.
  3. havuk


    Jan 5, 2005
    :( Yeah i read an article on what took place, thet said you can't expect border patrol guards to be able to know the difference between blood, rust, or red paint on the bloody chainsaw...
  4. eric234

    eric234 Guest

    Mar 11, 2005
  5. 43apples

    43apples Guest

    Nov 9, 2003
    Only in america....

  6. eric234

    eric234 Guest

    Mar 11, 2005
    well there's definatley a similarity
  7. Only


    Sep 8, 2002
    Warrensburg, MO
    I'm gonna guess he's a Misfits fan, based on that photo.

    edit: ARGH, Golden Boy.
  8. As I said elsewhere today:
  9. I think trying to explain away the FREAKIN' BLOODSTAIN ON HIS NECK VISIBLE IN THE PHOTO as a result of seal hunting in Hudson Bay was a little on the flaky side...
  10. KeithPas

    KeithPas Supporting Member

    May 16, 2000

    Actually in real life Alfalfa was a criminal and a jerk after he grew up, he was only marginally better when he was a kid. He ended up getting shot to death in his late twenties during an argument over a $10.00 debt.
  11. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Great, He got to Mass.
  12. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV

    That's one big ugly head.
  13. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Huh? Why is that "shocking and terrible"? They *are* law enforcement...
  14. fatbassjazzer


    Feb 27, 2004
    The first thing I thought of when I saw his picture was Jerry Only.
  15. KeithPas

    KeithPas Supporting Member

    May 16, 2000
    If the maniac was'nt a US citizen then he did not and does not have a right to be here. They should not need anything other than common sense to keep a guy with a bloody chainsaw out of the country.
  16. seanm

    seanm I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    My favorite part is that he is carrying a bloody chainsaw, has blood on his pants, is hitchhiking .... and people picked him up!

    I am definitely putting a no-chainsaws sticker in the cab of my truck.
  17. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Maybe trees do really bleed...
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Meh, seems like an OK guy to me.
  19. Transverz

    Transverz believer of the Low End Theory

    May 3, 2004
    Los Angeles, CA
    Oh yeah... in fact, I invited him to my next birthday party... :rolleyes:

    Isn't crossing the border with suspicious equipment/gear/possible-weapons already a violation of some sort of rule or law? I mean, even if you could explain away all that other stuff, isn't the only purpose of brass knuckles to do damage to someone? Anyway, regardless of all that, aren't the border police/patrol and customs agents in any country "law enforcement" in that they are "enforcing laws" at the border? Such as that you can't come into the country with weapons or generally dangerous stuff on you?

    If I walked into *insert any country on earth here* with a bunch of suspicious stuff and possible weapons, I would understand their need for questions and fingerprinting.

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