They Should Still Make This A Shirt

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bryan R. Tyler, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    Reviewer: Bass Player Magazine
    I was going through my attachments list and I found my original submission for the TalkBass t-shirt contest:


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    I'd buy one :D
     
  2. Now yer talkin' out yer ass... or yer taking out yer ass and hoping to put it on a shirt and sell it...

    But wherever yer takin' out or talkin' outta, I don't get it? Why do we eat donkeys? Have we run out of money and resorted to eating the work beasts as a last resort before we turn to cannibalism?

    Are we that hungry and indiscriminate about what we devour?

    Did we lose a bet?

    Is it because there's an 'ass' after the 'B'? Hey, now... there's a thought! A shirt with a picture of a honey bee and a donkey + the phrase, "think about it"...

    Tell me!! I need to know! Now more than ever!

    Or not.
     
  3. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    Reviewer: Bass Player Magazine
    Just completely abstract humor that's funny because it makes no sense. I do not want a shirt that says what you're thinking....
     
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
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  5. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    Reviewer: Bass Player Magazine
    Man, that doesn't compare to your new one with the laughing car.
     
  6. I like abstract humor and I think the shirt would be funny.

    Sphygmomanometer.
     
  7. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    You're going to check our blood pressure?
     
  8. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Inactive

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    Except it's not abstract humour at all. I think Bryan's subconcious is trying to tell us something :p
     
  9. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    Trying to figure out what the heck you guys are talking about has led me to post this:

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  10. Ha!

    Bogart, you should not.
     
  11. Jiggybass

    Jiggybass Guest

    Nov 15, 2005
    Sudbury, Canada
    Pass the doob, you will :D