I was going through my attachments list and I found my original submission for the TalkBass t-shirt contest: I'd buy one
Now yer talkin' out yer ass... or yer taking out yer ass and hoping to put it on a shirt and sell it... But wherever yer takin' out or talkin' outta, I don't get it? Why do we eat donkeys? Have we run out of money and resorted to eating the work beasts as a last resort before we turn to cannibalism? Are we that hungry and indiscriminate about what we devour? Did we lose a bet? Is it because there's an 'ass' after the 'B'? Hey, now... there's a thought! A shirt with a picture of a honey bee and a donkey + the phrase, "think about it"... Tell me!! I need to know! Now more than ever! Or not.
Just completely abstract humor that's funny because it makes no sense. I do not want a shirt that says what you're thinking....