This some humor thing I was writing a while ago, and I thought it'd be great to post it here to get some additions to it. This is based off of stuff I have experienced with playing with bands. I've seen these things happen, but it's funny because it's so true... ------- Annoying things to do at band rehearsals: 1. Start polka jams. 2. Play everything up a half-step. 3. Have a volume battle. 4. "Doodle" incessantly between every song. Drummers: 1. Forget your drum key after spending 30 minutes to set your drums up. Insist to drive back home to retrieve it. Take your drums with you. 2. Purposely speed up/slow down. Keyboardists: 1. When people ask you to play an "A" (or whatever other note) so they can tune, be sure to mess with the pitch wheel. Guitarists: 1. Do all those guitarist stage tricks (I.E. windmill, Jimi Hendrix tricks, etc.), even though it's just a rehearsal. Act like you're playing for a large crowd.