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Things to do when you're old

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by slobake, Mar 13, 2013.


  1. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    I don't feel old but the calendar says I am. When I look in the mirror I think "Who's that old fat guy?" Just took a physical at work and they say I'm 5'10" tall. Really? I used to be 6 feet tall.
    What do I want to do now? Live every minute. Play music, love deeply, take chances, make people uncomfortable (i'm good at that :D)laugh a lot and embrace my family. I don't believe in living on memories although I have plenty of great ones. I want to make new memories. Life can be great and it can be miserable and I want to embrace it all.
     
  2. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Porch sitting

    Fist shaking

    Curmudgeoning
     
  3. hdracer

    hdracer

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    Get a colonoscopy??
     
  4. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    That's it make fun of the old guy. Why I oughta! I'd give you a good smack with my cane but I can't find my glasses.

    I do like the drugs they give me when I get a colonoscopy. HOO HOO :hyper:
     
  5. hdracer

    hdracer

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    They gave you drugs?
    All I got was tylenol
     
  6. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    Yup, last time they said "Now we're going to get you drunk." The put the I.V. in and I felt the warm sensastion flow out from my arm. Suddenly everthing was very funny, well funnier than usual anyway. I was having a great time. The next thing I know I'm coming to and the doctor is talking to me. I thought I was in a Charlie Brown movie. All I could hear was "Wyah, wyah, wyah, wyah." Later I asked my wife what he said.
     
  7. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    You got hornswaggled.
     
  8. hdracer

    hdracer

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    That's the VA for you.
     
  9. Musiclogic

    Musiclogic Commercial User

    Aug 6, 2005
    Southwest Michigan
    Owner/Builder: HJC Customs USA, The Cool Lute, C G O
    Prostate exams, ignorant college kids who can't make change for a dollar, talk to yourseelf, put an oldies band together to play Grunge....you have a lot to look forward to.
     
  10. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    I really like that idea. I know some old ladies who like grunge. YEEEAH.:hyper: We will call them "Wrinkled and Kickin'"
     
  11. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    Shift your paradigm, go for the jugular.
     
  12. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    wither away
     
  13. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    Get off my property !!!! :eyebrow:
     
  14. Yerf Dog

    Yerf Dog

    Jun 29, 2009
    Carol Stream, IL
    "Well I don't know but I've been told, you never slow down, you never grow old." - TP
     
  15. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Enjoy the senior discount on the early bird special at Royal Fork. Ahhh, the joy of eating dinner at 3:30PM.

    -Mike
     
  16. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Slap a waitress in the ass and laugh heartily doing it.
     
  17. Better yet, sleep with the waitress and laugh heartily doing it.
     
  18. Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2000
    Colorado
    Belt your pants at your nipple line..
     

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