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Things you can say about your bass, but not your girlfriend.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by PuffusMaximus, Jan 2, 2012.


  1. PuffusMaximus

    PuffusMaximus

    May 31, 2011
    One of my favorite bits from "Whose line is it anyway?"
    I'll start off,
    "That g-string looks waaaay too loose"
     
  2. Blind Rat

    Blind Rat

    Apr 23, 2009
    Here
    That neck looks a bit worn.
     
  3. I hope my wife doesn't mind me getting another one.
     
  4. praisebass

    praisebass

    Aug 20, 2009
    Missouri
    That thing has a big bottom on it.
     
  5. 78fenderjazz

    78fenderjazz

    Oct 25, 2010
    She's got a fat bottom end.
     
  6. Lee H

    Lee H

    Nov 30, 2011
    Redding CA
    that one is really heavy

    Maybe I should find something to seal that crack up with
     
  7. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Big Dogs Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
    I broke off my jack in her.
     
  8. I really dig the roadworn relic finish.
     
  9. Nugun

    Nugun

    Dec 31, 2011
    Mesquite, TX
    She really growls when you set her up just right.
     
  10. elgecko

    elgecko

    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
    I'm gonna slap the crap out of you tonight!
     
  11. kombi

    kombi

    Jan 3, 2011
    Germany
    She's asian.

    :D
     
  12. Martin89

    Martin89

    Nov 8, 2010
    Glendale, AZ
    Unofficial Endorser: Ibanez, D'Addario, Zoom
    She's a bit on the heavy side, but the more I drink the lighter she feels.
     
  13. steamthief

    steamthief

    Jan 25, 2006
    Mentone Beach
    What a shweet peesh of ash!
     
  14. Lee H

    Lee H

    Nov 30, 2011
    Redding CA
    what ? you cannot say that?


    that explains the "sleep on the couch" deal then
    :(
     
  15. She's the best for metal
     
  16. Martin89

    Martin89

    Nov 8, 2010
    Glendale, AZ
    Unofficial Endorser: Ibanez, D'Addario, Zoom
    I haven't taken her out of the house in years.
     
  17. PuffusMaximus

    PuffusMaximus

    May 31, 2011
    She's really quiet.
     
  18. You wouldn't guess at first glance, but she's a real screamer.
     
  19. She's got a couple of loose screws, but that's no big deal.
     
  20. Martin89

    Martin89

    Nov 8, 2010
    Glendale, AZ
    Unofficial Endorser: Ibanez, D'Addario, Zoom
    The back compartment is easy-access.
     

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