haha! But that's what I feel like. I'm wanting to replace my little GK MB200 with something a little more powerful... but that's where my frustration begins. I don't know where to go next. I know I want a micro. I've played through everything I can get my hands on locally. Unfortunately that's not many of the micro's. So I've done the next best thing and listened to countless videos on Youtube. Searched here, and searched here some more, and read some, and read some more... you get the picture. My head now spins. Can somebody just describe each of the following in one sentence each: 1. GK MB Fusion 2. Genz Benz Shuttle 6.0 3. Mark Bass LMIII 4. TC Electronics RH450 5. Aguilar Tonehammer 350 6. Ampeg PF500 7. Any others you care to add I just want to see how we all describe the variances of each. I suspect there will be consistencies in a few of the above. I'm really wanting something pretty transparent, fat, and punchy. Is there such a thing? Please help.