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This is going to be a weird day...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Benjamin Strange, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Sombody broke into my car last night... to sleep in it. No broken windows - they just pried it open to get to the lock. They rummaged through my stuff, but didn't steal anything (I guess they weren't interested in my empty root beer bottles). The seat was leaned back, presubably to make his stay more comfortable, and he left me a white undershirt on the passenger seat. Hmmm... :confused: They even locked up the car when they left.

    Perhaps I should leave my car unlocked all the time, to provide a service for those unfotunate souls who don't have a roof over their heads. Hotel Honda, courtesty of Benjamin Strange. :cool:
  2. Thats just bizzarre lol
  3. put a pillow in the back window leave it unlocked and either see what happens or call the police adn have them wait for him. :p

    Or maybe it is a friend of yours playing a practical joke that is planned to be spanned over a few months, ending with you and a elephant on a beach in Florida :confused: (Don't ask me I just say what comes to my head)
  4. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    Why aren't you sleeping in it, basstriax ??? :confused:

    There's an old street logic about spending money for your ride or your crib;

    "You can sleep in your car, But you can't drive your house!"

  5. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    You are assuming that I have friends. I don't. :bawl:

    Maybe I should set up an elaborate automatic cage system which catches bums who sleep in my car, and then I can force them to be my friends, or at least a really good slave.
  6. Baofu


    Mar 8, 2003
    The cage system made me think of stickdeath's car alarm systems...


    NOOOO!!! Anything but the Bee-Gees!!!!
  7. hehe,funny.
  8. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    Paha :D I'd go for a really good slave, and if you catch surplus bums, then you can dole them out to people you wish liked you. They can't fail to be impressed by some guy giving them a really good slave! ;)
  9. Here's my house. I drive it lots.
  10. I did live in a building that had many a crackhead sleeping in the hallways as I left the building at 0530 for work.
  11. Forced friends are the best ones to have. Why do you think I have so many :D
  12. woo woo
  13. Agreed :smug:
  14. :D

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