Well then, here goes... A lady goes to her doctor and complains that her husband just isn't interested anymore. The doctor, a Chinese gentleman, thinks a few seconds and tells her to get down on her knees and crawl to the other side of the room. The lady, a bit puzzled, does what he asks. The doctor watches her closely and then asks her to crawl back over to where she started. She complies and then he helps her to her feet. "What's wrong with me doctor?" she asks. "You have Ed Zachary's Disease." he tells her. "What is that, is it serious?" she wants to know. The doctor replies, " Oh yes very serious, The reason your husband lost interest is you look EdZachary the same from the front or back." ---- Big moans from all TB'rs, ----- It is off topic, right?