This is someone's story from a thread about nightmare gigs from a local music board. Too funny! OK...1980... Battle of the Bands down at Leclaire Park! 20 bands or so... playing all day long... The winner wins $1000.00 and gets to play the main stage at night and then plays with Jerry Lee Lewis the following night too! Anyway... I was in a band called Amigos and we won! So... that night we play on the main stage to a crowd of about 5000 on a hot summer night... I belive we where playing Black Magic Woman... and I'm dancing around thinking I'm King Big S#*t!... I see a bunch of girls yelling and screaming like there is no tomorrow and a nephew of mine is in the middle of them screaming too! I think to myself..."I'm really getting down"...These chicks are going crazy! So... I'm dancing and prancing right above them... We jump up and hit the last note... and the place goes wild! So I thought! These chicks are going nuts!... Exactly...as soon as the crown dies down... there suddenly is dead silence and my nephew yells out at the top of his lungs..."Your Balls are showing!"... I look down and my nutsack is hanging out of my shorts! I had been giving these girls nutshots the whole time! They weren't screaming and yelling for me they were laughing at my sack that was hanging out! We laughed our asses off for days! I think a few of those chicks went blind! Anyone for meatballs!