This is why people get fat

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SheepHerder7898, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. I'm sitting here with the devil next to me. The devil being Merita Sweet sixteen donuts. I can't stop eating them! My brain says no but my stomach is saying "Aww come on! Look at how small they are, one more can't hurt!" And the vicious cycle continues till they are all gone and my stomach is usually aching...BUT THEY'RE SO GOOD!

    Anyone else have pastries tormenting them?

    (are donuts a pastry?)
  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Nope....I got tired of being fat, and letting junk food ruin my life. No desire for donuts anymore.

  3. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Powdered donuts

    And pretty much anything sweet. I've a bit of a sweet tooth, and it usually kicks in at about 11PM-1AM.

    It's a wee dangerous.
  4. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    I've been scheming to make some homemade donuts, almost all the ingredients are together, the frier is ready, I just need to get off my butt and DO IT!.

    mmm donuts.
  5. tell us how that goes, donuts whenever I wanted would make me a happier person.
  6. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Or certainly a rounder person... :rollno:

    With me the dangerous stuff isn't sweets. I can resist doughnuts. But I never met a cheese I didn't like. And Mexican food, in general is a close personal friend. And gravy! Gravy spends a lot of time at my place, too.
  7. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Oh, man, Mexican Food is the staple food. Not "a;" "the."

    Burritos are my bitch.
  8. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I like candy. Bad stuff. I have a problem with crowded teeth in the back of my mouth, and it is hard to get a brush to it. Needless to say, this one tooth needs work. Then next one over is great, but this one is in need of a filling.
  9. fatbassjazzer


    Feb 27, 2004
    While I love donuts, they aren't the cause of my being overweight. When I was younger cereal was about the only thing I would eat. I ate it for breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner. It wasn't even healthy cereal, it was lucky charms and things of that nature. Cereal is my devil. mmm cereal mmm
  10. girlybassplaya

    girlybassplaya Guest

    Mar 24, 2004

    ok so let me get this right. you have two teeth they are crowded with a whole mouth to share? how picky are they? geez. . . ;)
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  12. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    calories can't make me happy
  13. yesturday i was feeling "fat" - a fat day.

    ive been exercising a lot, but i still had been nothing a LOT of junk food.

    so i weighed myself, and to my horror I was 3 lbs lighter than i used to be!!
    so being happy i decided to go work on my abs, and found I could do more reps than usual!
    woo :)
  14. widefat


    May 2, 2004
    Krispy Kreme. mmm.
  15. Now that's just Kreepy. I had a dream about Krispy Kreme! :ninja:
  16. Every now and then I get the urge to drive to Shipley's and order a few dozen donut-holes. They're like $1.10 for a dozen!
  17. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    I thought people got fat because they were lazy.
  18. no no, its food's fault! :spit:

  19. Which came first? the chicken or the egg?
    It doesn't really matter cause the lazy fat guy ate them both.

  20. bassturtle


    Apr 9, 2004
    Sounds more like you are the burrito's bitch :p