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This just in, another international travesty.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by McHack, Oct 8, 2004.


  1. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
  2. So, a cock is a rooster? :eyebrow:

    Or visa-versa?
     
  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Good grief.
     
  4. dood... that was gnarly. ouch ouch ouch ouch... i think he needs glasses. and a prosthetic.
     
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    If that happened to me I think I would just check out.
     
  6. yeah for real..... first i'd kill the dog.
     
  7. Wood = Basses

    Wood = Basses

    Jun 19, 2003
    well...


    A least he was a little past his prime :bag:



    Otherwise his loss would obviously be a little bit more painful (emotionally)
     
  8. secretdonkey

    secretdonkey

    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    The old guy next to my in-laws passed on to his reward with his faithful pooch locked inside with him for days on end. Fido seemed low on options, as evidenced by the fact that the police actually asked if we'd seen anything that looked like a human foot in the yard or elsewhere. How Fido could have deposited it in the yard while locked in there is beyond me, but I guess there was no harm in them exploring every angle to the mystery of the missing foot...
     
  9. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    OK, so why would the dog just run up and eat it? WHAT kind of training has this guy been putting the dog through where that would be its first instinct?
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    -->Insert "choking the chicken" jokes here.<--

    brad cook
     
  11. ONYX

    ONYX

    Apr 14, 2000
    Michigan
    I'm at a loss for words.............
     
  12. Kavorka

    Kavorka

    Mar 28, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Must be like my dog - lives for his belly. My dog believes everything is edible if it can fit in his mouth. And if I was stupid enough to confuse my manhood for a chicken neck, I think I deserve to watch my dog eat it.
     
  13. With all that blood, that guy's lucky that Dracula didn't show up.

    BTW, Dracula lives in Romania. :eyebrow:

    :p

    Mike :D

    It's still a disgusting story.
     
  14. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Ow.

    My question is, when he grabbed it to cut, didn't he feel that there were no feathers, and it was, in fact, a part of his body? And also, didn't he have to place it on a surface of some sort to cut it, or did he just slash at it. It all just seems like a cumbersome story to grasp. Huh huh huh, I said "grasp..."
     
  15. First things first. What was his penis doing out?
     
  16. Mudfuzz

    Mudfuzz

    Apr 3, 2004
    WA...
    And I thought you were just joking earlier McHack. What I want to know is, who the hell kills chickens in the nude, that's almost as weird as the mishap it self.:meh:
     
  17. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Romanians sleep in the nude.
     
  18. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    My neighbor sleeps in the nude too, and unfortunately leaves the curtains open A LOT.
     
  19. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Romanians sleep in the nude.

    Your neighbor sleeps in the nude.

    Your neighbor must be Romanian.
     
  20. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Well, he's definitely jewish.