Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Hambone, Dec 24, 2003.

  1. DATELINE: Wednesday 12-24-03 8:15 PM

    Colorado Springs Colorado

    Sources close to officials with the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) tell this reporter that there have been several radar and satellite contacts with an unidentified object following an irregular path across the Northern latitudes of the globe. Because of the heightened terrorism alert status in the US, NORAD commanders have scrambled fighters to intercept the unknown object. Further details are unkown at this time.

    Stay tuned for situation updates throughout the evening.
  2. :D

    poor santa gonna get shot down :(
  3. *Will Ferrell on* SANTA !!!!!!!!! *Will Ferrell off*
  4. HAHA you rule.
  5. Stephen Soto

    Stephen Soto

    Oct 12, 2003
    lol, that's great man! ;):D
  6. The pilots must be Jewish :meh:
  7. DATELINE: Wednesday 12-24-03 10:00 PM

    Colorado Springs Colorado

    New details concerning the unidentified craft being tracked by NORAD are just now becoming known. Homeland Defense officials are now stating that visual contact was made by Air Force F-16's that were scrambled to investigate the object. The Pentagon hasn't denied or confirmed this fact but sources close to the Pentagon say that the pilots did get positive visual confirmation of the identity of the previously unknown pilot.

    Stay tuned for situation updates throughout the evening.
  8. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    No Way Man! The "Sleigh" is equipped with countermeasures.
  9. Santa's speedin' in his ho ho ho mobile.
  10. No jet is taken down Santa. GO FAT MAN !!!! YEA !!
  11. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    why would terrorists be on the northern part of teh globe in an irregular flight path?

    it's aliens i tell ya
  12. Oh dear Lord, it is Michael Jackson.