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"This one time at band camp"

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by pica, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. pica


    Nov 26, 2009
    Just wondering what are your favorite quotes or one liners from the movies.....any one. Please write the name of the movie so others know where it came from.
  2. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    'tis only a flesh wound...."
  3. bassbully

    bassbully Endorsed by The PHALEX CORN BASS..mmm...corn!

    Sep 7, 2006
    Blimp City USA
    I just saw a TBer use this in a post and it cracked me up "Be the ball Danny"
  4. GKon

    GKon Supporting Member, Boom-Chicka-Boom

    Feb 17, 2013
    Albuquerque, NM
    "That's what she said".
  5. jaywa


    May 5, 2008
    Iowa City, IA
    Pretty much drop the needle anywhere in "Caddyshack", "Stripes" or "Blues Brothers" and you'll hit a favorite line of mine. Three of the all-time classic movies there IMHO.

    - "Looks good on you though"
    - "You'll get nothing and like it"
    - "Don't sell yourself short Smails... you're a tremendous slouch"
    - "I don't think the worst of it is gonna come for awhile yet; I'd keep playing"
    - "My dad never liked your dad"
    - "So what? So let's dance"
    - "The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny"

    - "Lighten up Francis"
    - "AAARRRMY training, sir!"

    Blues Brothers:
    - "There was a fire... a terrible flood"
    - "We have both kinds of music... country AND western"
    - The whole rant Aretha Franklin throws in the diner before Matt Murphy and Blue Lou leave
    - "Four fried chickens... and a Coke"
    - "I hate Illinois Nazis"
    - "We had a band that could turn goat p*ss into gasoline"
    - "How much for the little girl?"

    "Falling Down" doesn't really have classic lines but a couple of the scenes in it are truly memorable. Like the one where he's dealing with road construction, or where he's trying to get breakfast at the fast food place but they won't serve him.
  6. Gorn

    Gorn Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    I played the flute in band camp in the summer of 99. People thought it was hilarious.
  7. kikstand454


    Sep 28, 2012
    My entire vernacular is made up from "weird science" and "goonies" quotes.
    I don't even know where to begin.......
  8. Listen . . . do you smell something?

  9. MartinG1957

    MartinG1957 You can never have too many bones....

    Aug 5, 2011
    Dublin, Ireland
    "Nah im only joking - crucifixion!"
  10. Clark Dark

    Clark Dark

    Mar 3, 2005
    "'scuse me while I whip this out"

    Sheriff Bart
    Blazin' Saddles
  11. Just don't mention the war, I did once, but I think I got away with it.

    -Fawlty Towers

    (ok, not a movie, but still, great entertainment!)
  12. bassbully

    bassbully Endorsed by The PHALEX CORN BASS..mmm...corn!

    Sep 7, 2006
    Blimp City USA
    "Wanna beer? don't cost nuthin"
    "I have a good mind to slap your fat face"

    The DI parts of Full metal jacket..classic!
  13. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    "N T" Big difference.


    "I have a question."

    "What is it?"

    "An interrogative statement used to gauge knowledge, but that's not important right now."
  14. ArtGuy9516


    Apr 10, 2012
    Richmond, VA
  15. Oh gawd yes ... epic. I have a huge library of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's quotes available at any time. Most of them are unprintable here, though.

    Some others:

    "Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
    "This isn't 'nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
    "I can get you a toe, dude."
    all from The Big Lebowski

    "Chicks like guys with skills. Bo staff skills, computer hacking skills..."
    "I told ya, I was with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines"
    "You got like three feet of air on that one"
    all from Napoleon Dynamite

    "You're not as confused as 'e is. It's not your job to be."
    "You don't record heavy metal in Dubly."
    from This is Spinal Tap
  16. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Inactive

    Oct 1, 2010
    Why don't we have one more drink & go down & cut that shark open?
  17. Pandastylebass

    Pandastylebass The Moon Machine Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2013
    Brooklyn, NY
    "Hollow?" "Hollow." "F**k it."
    Kurt Russell and Dennis Dun-"Big Trouble in Little China"
  18. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Bobby: Mister, I love the way you wear that hat.

    Old man: [after taking off his hat and examining it] You don't know nothin'.


    Lewis: Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.


    Toothless Man: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
  19. Ironbar

    Ironbar Inactive

    Aug 24, 2013
    Tigard, Oregon
    The best one-liner in all movies in all the world:


    -Madeline Kahn as Empress Nympho in History of the World Part 1.
  20. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

    Dennis - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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