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This type of abuse should be illegal...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bassed in NZ, Apr 29, 2010.


  1. Bassed in NZ

    Bassed in NZ ...in search of the impeccable groove...

    Feb 22, 2008
    Auckland, New Zealand
    Driving down the road, minding my own business, and a car pulls out in front of me with this number plate:
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    Outrageous - almost smacked into it on principle...
     
  2. LOL. nice.
     
  3. You don't know that was directed at bass players. Maybe they just have something against large mouth fish..
     
  4. somegeezer

    somegeezer

    Oct 1, 2009
    England
    To me it looks like nob and ass... Like he's inviting the homosexuals of the area to enter him... =]
     
  5. Maybe he's just a sad guitar player, wishing he had a bass...:D
     
  6. Jools4001

    Jools4001 Supporting Member

    Beat me to it, maybe the guy is both a knob and an arse.
     
  7. RustyAxe

    RustyAxe

    Jul 8, 2008
    Connecticut
    Or an upright acoustic player, bemoaning the fact that he can't fit it into that little compact car.
     
  8. baalroo

    baalroo

    Mar 24, 2008
    Wichita, KS
    maybe he used to have subs in the back of his car and people kept breaking in and stealing them, so now he's trying to tell the thieves not to bother because he has decided to quit replacing them.
     
  9. RBrownBass

    RBrownBass Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2004
    Like not being able to catch them?
     
  10. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Looking for a gig around East Islip, NY!

    Jan 13, 2008
    It`s an ad. He`s looking for a bass player!
     
  11. xxfaux_punkxx

    xxfaux_punkxx

    Mar 18, 2010
    Indiana
    maybe he's just a douche?
     
  12. He is obviously saying 'no be ass'
     
  13. So how hard were his tires to slash? :rollno:
     
  14. Sgt. Rock

    Sgt. Rock

    Apr 10, 2010
    That was my first thought as well. It would be a pretty smart move if criminals bothered to read.

    I train and handle Personal Protection dogs and briefly contemplated getting personalized plates that read: HE BITES for when I have my boy with me. People do really dumb things when they see a cute doggy in the car, like reach inside to pet him.
     
  15. Rob Lewis

    Rob Lewis

    Feb 23, 2006
    London
    Personalised number plates are normally a sound indicator of both...
     
  16. haha!
     
  17. JtheJazzMan

    JtheJazzMan

    Apr 10, 2006
    Australia
    The legnum is no compact little car.

    It will haul all your gear to the gig in twin turbo AWD style.
     
  18. pajrul

    pajrul

    Sep 7, 2004
    Malaysia
    he mispelt badass
     
  19. :D +1
     
  20. ausf

    ausf

    Jun 24, 2008
    New York
    Is it Jemaine's car?
     

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