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Thread counts have spiraled out of control

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Sep 19, 2005.


  1. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    No, I'm not talking about Talkbass. I'm talking about bedding...sheets. 1000 thread count?! What the hell?!

    Rich people are wrapping themselves in this kilo-decadence while suburban prom queens nationwide are tossing and turning in their measly 500 thread count egyptian cotton potato sacks.

    How can you fit that many freaking threads in an inch anyway? Are they doing some kind of nanoweaving here?

    1000TC is just over the line. We're out of control, folks.

    brad cook
     
  2. What can we do, Brad?
    WHAT CAN WE DOOOOOO?
    :crying:
     
  3. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Oh, crap. That just means bedwetters will have more puddling, and less absorbtion. What kind of blasphemy is this???
     
  4. Oh no. I had not considered this. Now- in all seriousness- what can we do?
     
  5. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    What about the time Jessica Simpson spend thousands on some sheets. That was zany.
     
  6. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    I was going to make a joke about how my bed sheets are so expensive I just sleep on sheep, but it came out all wrong and embarrassing.
     
  7. ...anything that sheep says is a lie!
     
  8. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    The wife and I sleep on a bed of rose petals, so I don't know what y'all are talking about. :D

    -Mike
     
  9. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Those things always stuck to me in wierd places. It's not cool to reach to scratch an itch and come back with some flowers...
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Now you know how the kiwis feel.

    HEY! Look at me! I'm bashing kiwis! Can I come to the Sydney GTG now?!

    brad cook
     
  11. Dan1099

    Dan1099 Dumbing My Process Down

    Aug 7, 2004
    Michigan
    I dunno, man. I don't splurge on much, but bedding is one thing I'm not afraid to drop a little coin on.
     
  12. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words Supporting Member

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    This is an Outrage!

    How do we sit by and allow this to happen?

    How do we even sleep at night knowing this type of activity is going on.

    What is going on!
     
  13. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words Supporting Member

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    For the love of Pete!

    Where is Matt Till when we need him!
     
  14. SteveC

    SteveC Supporting Member

    Nov 12, 2004
    North Dakota
    Our sheets are only 440. When we get new ones, they will be at least 600 - probably 1,000. There's nothing like nice sheets when you're tired. I didn't think so for a while, but once you've had them...
     
  15. popinfresh

    popinfresh

    Dec 23, 2004
    Melbourne, Aus
    1000 threads and silk.

    Nothing but the best for me.
     
  16. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    We recently got some good count bedsheets and the difference is enormous. Our 300 count sheets feel like sandpaper now. When you amortize the cost of the higher count sheets over thier lifespan it comes out to fractions of a penny per day to sleep on them. They're totally worth the up front costs.
     
  17. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    We just sleep on paper.
     
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    sup :cool:
     
  19. I just picked up the latest 1000 count bed of nails, and, MAN!, what a smooth feel! Much better than the old 6-count! Less blood-letting involved, and I'm sleeping much better now that it doesn't keep waking me up by poking me in the ribs! :spit:

    Highly recommended for those with back problems! :D
     
  20. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Heh. I thought sheets were sheets and just varied by materials.