To all the female Bass players: Please respond!

well I play in an all-female punk band cAlled The EZ VGN's we pronounce it e-z veegyns which can mean the easy vegans the easy virgins or any other VGN word you might think of we gig regularly mostly in sleazy joints we're all over 21 except the drummer whos 19 but lie about her age and it doesnt really matter how drunk we are we always wind up coverd in sweat n half naked by the end of the first set we rock hard we play hard we like to be doing something hard all the time i am the bass player of corse i have been playing only for two years i replaced the other bassplayer because well her body wasnt relly suited for the instrument shes the lead singer now her stagename is dolly hardon my name is barbie boopstein which i hate because its from doonsbury anyways i chose bass because it looks like somethink i really like which makes me feel good plus it has horns we love driving men wild and tjhey do of corse we gig a lot in nyc and in jersy u should com to our gigs we dont relly know where well be playing because we dont have any managemint just call around and ask.

 

May i remind u guys that this is not www.bassist-dating.com.. sexist !

doesn't make jack sh.t of a difference if a bassplayer is male or female..

 

I like girls too. Does that make me a sexist?

 

Dang, if Big Wheel's response doesn't perpetuate every stereotype about women bass players or women musicians other than those in symphony orchestras, well...I don't know what does.

I'm a lady bass player who does not fit the mold described above in any way.

 

Well. this should be fun.


tick...tick...tick...tick...

 

jazzbo is in corner of room, snickering, laughing uncontrollably....waiting.....waiting........waiting.......................... hee hee

 

Big Wheel's a half-naked female punk bassist?

dang, I was sure you're a middle aged guy with three kids and expensive gear- like most guys here.
anyway, nice to see variety, rock on punk gal!

 

**quietly to Jazzbo**


Be quiet...don't spoil this. This is going to be funny.....

 

o O.................yesh!

 

This is too good to be true. Thank you, God. This thread alone should be worth the $20.

 

My sister lives in NYC and I almost went to go see the EZ VGNs. I remember I called around a bunch of places like clubs and bars and stuff and couldn't find them forEVER. Seriously, it is SO not easy. Anyway, the only way I found them was when my sister and I went out for dinner one night to some Mexican place which was helluv good and we saw a poster for them. I remember even though it was a long time ago, and besides they had a picture and the drummer was totally cute. I never got to see them play though because me and my sister were supposed to go do something else the night they were playing and I couldn't get out of it. It was pretty lame what we wound up doing and I was upset that I didn't get to go see them.

 

<font size=1>this is even funnier than one of Zander Starr's rants!

 

Hey - I play mostly sleazy joints in NYC, my whole band is almost vegan, one guy is almost a born again virgin, we almost always wind up stripped to our underwear, we rock really hard, we're soaked with sweat by the end of every show, and we're an all male punk band.

I think we should do shows with Big Wheels band.

 

Keep Rockin' sister Big Wheel!!!!








































tee hee

 

I'm part english.... does that make me girly too??



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