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To whom it may concern,

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by KeithBMI, Mar 14, 2009.


  1. I feel that my 2000 Dodge Dakota SLT, known as the "failtruck" by most TB members, was unjustly attacked at 9:05 PM on March 12th, 2009.

    I should not have to remind you all of Rule #1 on these forums.

    RESPECT

    This so-called "failtruck" is still running strong with 140,000+ miles under it's timing belt. It saddens me that, on a forum with so many open-minded people, I have to defend such a beautiful vehicle.

    Here is the text:

    I do not wear a trucker hat, I do not wear baggy pants, and I do not blast catchy techno beats while driving through Pontiac.

    So for all of you on the failtruck bandwagon:

    :spit:

    Thank you for your time,
    Keith

    P.S. Here is a picture of the wintruck.

    100_1151.
     
  2. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Istanbul
    Beautiful unce unce fail truck there.

    Thanks for wasting my time though.

    ;)
     
  3. Bigot! :spit:
     
  4. SpamBot

    SpamBot

    Dec 25, 2008
    St. Paul, MN
    +1000
     
  5. shamus63

    shamus63

    Dec 17, 2005
    San Mateo, CA
    I've got the same model/year Dakota, and it's been hassle-free...and damn-comfortable to drive in for gigs/road trips.

    Paid it off 3.5 years ago, to boot.

    No John Deer/Peterbuilt caps here, either.
     
  6. santucci218

    santucci218

    Jan 26, 2007
    Pittsburgh
    man, that was a waste of my life, and thats really saying something.
     
  7. Where's the neon highlights under the frame? Or do they turn on automatically at the first sign of unce unce?
     
  8. santucci218

    santucci218

    Jan 26, 2007
    Pittsburgh
    did i mention the waste of life?
     
  9. You're just jealous because you don't have a car. ;)
     
  10. excane

    excane Banned

    Aug 23, 2005
    New York, NY
    They turn on when Best of the Jerky Boys or Kid Rock starts playing on the ifail.
     
  11. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Nice truck. I bet it runs better than my POS.
     
  12. LOL
     
  13. Friend of mine has the same truck in green. It's got balls for a V6.
     
  14. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Keith, on behalf of all TB, I say Cry me a river.

    :)
     
  15. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    Finally the infamous unce unce failtruck!
     
  16. crispygoat

    crispygoat Guest

    Aug 22, 2006
    London, Ontario
    That's like saying everyone on Talkbass is a failure...
     
  17. To Keith,

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    Thank you for your time,
    Ben
     
  18. steve21

    steve21 Banned

    i lolled
     
  19. About time you change that belt, duh.

    (maybe you can find one with painted eagles)
     

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