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Today was a good day

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Dave, Jun 2, 2007.


  1. Today started out being a bad day. Woke up feeling like total crap. Go to the doctor and find out I have bronchitis. Good news is that my suspicions have been proven right. Through being mindful of what Ive been eating and drinking a lot of water, I am at my lowest weight since like 6th grade. I am down to 198 pounds, with my highest coming at around 230 a couple years ago. I am about 6' 3" and my goal was to get down to under 200 by this summer. I know this doesnt sound like a lot to some people, but this is the first time Ive felt like Im healthy in years. Only annoying thing is none of my pants fit anymore. :rolleyes:

    Oh well...thanks for reading, I guess?

    Not really sure of the point of this thread...just kinda wanted to tell somebody. :)
     
  2. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    hey man that sounds like great news to me. keep it up. no worries about the pants, just get a bigger belt if need be and ur good to go
     
  3. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Retired Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Way to hum, man.
     
  4. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
    I don't know but today seems kinda odd
    No barking from the dog, no smog
    And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
    I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
    Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
    Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
    Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
    I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
    And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
    Had to stop at a red light
    Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
    And everything is alright
    I got a beep from Kim and she can **** all night
    Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
    Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
    Get me on the court and I'm trouble
    Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
    Freaking ****** every way like M.J.
    I can't believe, today was a good day

    Drove to the pad and hit the showers
    Didn't even get no static from the cowards
    Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
    Saw the police and they rolled right past me
    No flexin, didn't even look in a ****** direction
    as I ran the intersection
    Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin YO! MTV Raps
    What's the haps on the craps
    Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
    Roll em in a circle of ****** and watch me break em
    With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
    Seven even back do' little Joe
    I picked up the cash flow
    Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
    Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
    Today was a good day

    Left my ****** house paid
    Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the twelve grade
    It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
    The Lakers beat the Supersonics
    I felt on the big fat fanny
    Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
    And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
    put her ass to sleep
    Woke her up around one
    she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
    Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
    Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
    I was glad everything had worked out
    Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
    Today was like one of those fly dreams
    Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
    No helicopter looking for a murder
    Two in the morning got the Fatburger
    Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
    And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
    Drunk as hell but no throwing up
    Half way home and my pager still blowing up
    Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    I got to say it was a good day.
     
  5. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Like you read my mind.
     
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