Today's funny

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  1. SamanthaCay

    SamanthaCay Like bass guitar OMG!

    Nov 16, 2008
    Denver, CO.
    Tell me something funny that happened to you today.

    For example, I was on the bus this morning and this old lady sitting next to me says out of nowhere "my son met the lady who did the vocals for that"

    "Vocals" I replied in a questioning manner, to which she said "the voice that tells you the street names, that lady"

    It took everything in me to not burst into laughter, just say "neat" and look away.

    Anyways I thought ot could use a bit of humor, so what's up, what funny thing happened to you today?
     
  2. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    I accidentally left my tailgate down and a milk crate full of 2" PVC fittings flew out of my truck when I rounded a corner.

    Yesterday: I took a drink from this guy's water hose and got a mouth full of salt water. Yes. Salt water was coming from the water faucet on the side of his house. How the hell does that happen??? :spit:
     
  3. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    ^serves you right for trying to steal water :rollno:
     
  4. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Inactive

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    It doesn't. Maybe the dog urinated near the hose area. :woot:
     
  5. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    He would have had to have been made into jerky to pee that much salt.
     
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  6. So far this thread reminds me of the gardner in Chinatown; "Bad for glass."
     
  7. paste

    paste

    Oct 3, 2011
    Michigan
    This sounds strangely like the lady who was narrating Will Ferrell's life in Stranger then Fiction.
     
  8. I don't get it. What was funny about that?

    He was draining his saltwater aquarium. Think about it.
     
  9. mimaz

    mimaz

    Mar 1, 2005
    Wheeling WV
    Endorsing Artist: Crook Custom Guitars
    Fish pee
     
  10. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston
    Maybe he drained something else into the hose???:D
     
  11. edpal

    edpal Inactive

    Oct 3, 2007
    If the water is really bad some people will have one of their outside spigots on their water softener, in case they want to wash their car. With softner in recharge mode, yeah, extremely salty water, much saltier than a saltwater tank or pee.

    Funny thing today - watching 5-6+ rabbits cavorting in the front yard. 2 of them got too crazy and ran into each other mid-flight, knocking both on their duffs. Rabbits are so stupid. If I wasn't working I would have grabbed the crossbow and netted me the start of some Hasenpfeffer. I have the wife's blessing in that regard.

    Yes I can work while TBing....it's called multi-tasking.
     
  12. SamanthaCay

    SamanthaCay Like bass guitar OMG!

    Nov 16, 2008
    Denver, CO.
    The bus lady is a computer lady.
     
  13. I thought they were recorded human voices. Aren't they?
     
  14. SamanthaCay

    SamanthaCay Like bass guitar OMG!

    Nov 16, 2008
    Denver, CO.
    Nope, not here in Denver anyway.
     
  15. OK, it's funny now. :woot:

    Edit: My town recently got its second traffic light. What do I know about buses? :rolfmao:
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2014
  16. basscooker

    basscooker Commercial User

    Apr 11, 2010
    cincy ky
    Owner, ChopShopAmps
    I found a $2 bill outside the UPS drop-off. Not really "funny-ha ha", but kinda "funny-huh?".
     
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