My buddy and I were sitting up late one night on the porch talking about music. What a shocker there! Anyway, he brough up some valid points about music today. We all know that today's music is seriously lacking substance and quality, but something else is missing too. Characters. Where are all the outrageous characters these days?? I mean back in the day you had guys like Ozzy. This guy was biting heads off of doves, snorting ants, biting bat heads, pissing on the Alamo, etc. And just listen to the guy talk. It is totally hilarious to sit there and attempt to decipher what the hell he's saying and furthermore, what it is he is talking about in the first place. You had guys like Keith Richards. This guy should've been dead years ago, and as far as characters go, listen to this guy talk. Ever heard his little monologue about learning new things on the guitar everyday. It is a riot. Speaking of riots. Where are your Axl Roses? This guy was the last real character. Inciting riots, attacking fans, getting busted at airports. That was the name of his game. And what about Jim Morrison. My gosh. Pissing on bars, whipping out his johnson, landing in jail every performance. That was Jim's game. Today's musicians are all so self absorbed and serious, they are about as fun to watch and listen to as watching paint dry. Fred Durst. Uh, he wears a red cap... backwards....all the time. The guy from Creed. Uh, he likes to let his hair blow in the wind standing on cliffs and stuff. Come on, we need more riots, public urination, drug ODs, etc. Thanks alot Nirvana. You blew it all for us!!