Toilet Seat Bass

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by LunarDave, Jul 23, 2002.

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    it's got that P bass vibe to it.

    anyone GASsing for it yet?

    yep, time to break out the "fat bottom end" "good for fast runs" etc. jokes.

    a BadassII would be right at home on it.
  2. StrudelBass


    Jul 6, 2002
    Judging by the headstock that must be one of them Fender Toilet Seat Deluxes.

    Look I don't care how it looks, tell me how it sounds!
  3. I really hope the toilet seat hasn't been used.:eek: :mad:
  4. One drawback - no matter what volume, your speakers will always make that farting sound.....:( ;)
  5. savagelucy


    Apr 27, 2002
    does it even have a pickup?
  6. C'mon! That hi-tech invention must be using piezos or lightwave! :D

  7. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Says its got one in the bridge, But thats just messed up. If i played that thing in public, id kick my OWN ass.
  8. bassplayajew


    Mar 14, 2002
    Bethesda, MD
    supposedly it has piezo pickups. I want it. I bid on it...
  9. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    I'd like to have that thing around, just so I wouldn't have to sit on the seat of the crapper at some of the dives I've played at.

    I've decided that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, the worst thing you could come back as is not a worm, an ant or a fly -- it would be the toilet in a bar, tavern or nightclub. Blech!
  10. That bass would be PERFECT for Shi!!y gigs....
  11. Here's a pic of a deluxe toilet seat guitar..This was also on eBay about a month ago,,,,,No I didn't buy it........That toilet seat bass is cool but it would be a total gas if it had a toilet paper holder attached at the headstock:p
  12. hang on, I've got another one,

    a great bass to play bum notes on.


    how about fave tunes to play on it?

    Troublefunk- drop the bomb

    The Police- bombs away

    Iron maiden- Tailgunner

    Salt n' Pepa- Push it

    Cypress Hill- when the ship (sic.) goes down

    Spinal Tap- Big Bottom
  13. chris h

    chris h Guest

    Jun 16, 2002
    Oxford, England
    Theres a guitar in a shop near me crafted lovingly from a bog seat. its called the TOILETCASTER!

    Makes you wonder, does'nt it
  14. rojo412

    rojo412 MARK IT ZERO! Supporting Member

    Feb 26, 2000
    Cleveland, OH.
    I don't care how it sounds... tell me how it smells!!!
  15. Dean_CustomJazz

    Dean_CustomJazz Guest

    Jan 23, 2002
    well, it saves money on guitar polish. Just get some clorox or 409, and bam, nice, clear, shiny, glossy...

    btw, whats that brown thing under the pickup:eek:
  16. Man, that bass is the sh*t!
  17. I am at a loss of words... I didn't know you could ride the bus and play the bass at the same time. :rolleyes: