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Top 10 most annoying thread titles

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by The Nanny, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. The Nanny

    The Nanny

    Dec 23, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    Top 10 most annoying thread titles:

    10. Poll: Fender P or J?
    9. Best bassists of all time?
    8. Best bass guitar?
    7. I need Brown Eyed Girl tabbed!!!!
    6. Why I hate Jaco (please don't flame me!!!)
    5. How do I get Cliff Burton's sound???
    4. Poll: Sadowsky or Daisy???
    3. What is compression?
    2. Rate my rig!
    1. Looking for Deep Impact...
  2. eldave777


    May 24, 2005
    I love you for posting this! Don't forget the help naming my band, or how to install a bad ass II bridge, or really any what's the best (fill in the blank). They make me crazy. Use the search function jabrones! :rollno:
  3. Suckbird

    Suckbird Banned

    May 4, 2004
    1. Top 10 most annoying thread titles
  4. Go eat a meatball! :D Now THATS witty!! Hehe....

    I think most of those types of threads are from newer TB users, or more novice bassists, folks who are still in bass boot camp, so to speak....so I wouldnt let it bother you too much. There is a whole lot of wisdom, experience and intelligence here at TB to compensate for it.
  5. i think you nailed it
  6. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    You forgot:

    "Are Sadowsky/other high-end basses really worth it?"

    "Avatar cabs???? (did search, no info)"

    "I don't understand the need for 6+ string basses"

    "I ate a waffle/There's a bee in my room!/I hate cheetos/I can't find my socks"... basically any Mike Money thread in OT. :D
  7. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    the ones like:



    "I need an answer fast"

    really bug me.
  8. Kelly Coyle

    Kelly Coyle

    Nov 16, 2004
    Mankato, MN
    Not to mention "That Weasle Franken?". I feel like I've been reading Fark.
  9. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    I have a few more:

    -Alder vs. Ash
    -Why more than 4 strings?
    -Does Carvin suck?
    -Opinions on Essex!
    -Pick or Fingers
    -Slap help needed!
  10. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Oh yeah, anything involving "Cthulhu puppets" is usually pretty lame, too. People post the weirdest crap.
  11. lbanks


    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    "Look at THIS Wishbass!!!!!"
    "New Behringer Stomps"
  12. For me its definitely:

    1. Need help with band name
    2. Whats the best bass?
  13. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    Schroeder cabs
    Groove Bass amps

    Nothing at ALL against the cabs. Im sure they are great, but definitely over done. Im sure Groovebass are fine too, but dayum...it is constant.
  14. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    For me its threads that give you no idea of the topic:

    I need help!!
    A quick question..
    What do you do?
    How about this?
    Check this out!

    TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE POSTING ABOUT. I don't want to have to open every thread to find something cool.
  15. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    What kind of strings do you use?


    What kind of strings for "bass X"?
  16. keb


    Mar 30, 2004
    Yeah, those drive me nuts.
  17. How to slap
  18. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
  19. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    I'm guilty of that :bag:
  20. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Anything with the word "MEGATHREAD" in it and less than 20 pages of posts.