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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by labgnat, Jun 9, 2007.


  1. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    This is not the greatest thread in the world, this is just a tribute to the greatest thread in the world.
    couldn't find the link to the greatest thread in the world. this is just a tribute.



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    :p
     
  2. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    The "Thread of Threads" is the greatest thread in the world. But, it is protected by a special cadre of knights who have charged with preserving its secrets since the Middle Ages. Monks have died to keep the truth hidden and there are entire religious orders consecrated to maintaining its secrecy.

    The Illuminati know. The Masons know. DaVinci, Newton, Jefferson, Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt -- They were all member of the Inner Santum. They knew the truth of the Thread of Threads and understood the reasons that such information not be released for public consumption.

    They knew, they knew...

    Such truth would rock the very foundations of our society. Our belief systems, both religious and non, would be shaken to the point of cracking -- Indeed, we would know that our understanding of the very idea of our own existence would be shattered. Such truth cannot be told...

    So, do not seek the Thread of Threads! Only death, degradation, and disappointment awaits those who do! To cross that bridge, one would be calling into question the very cornerstone of man's belief in his own reason!

    If you must seek, do so with the knowledge that you will fail, and die.

    Now, what is the terminal air-speed velocity of a swallow?
     
  3. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    oh?
     
  4. Did a demon appear in the middle of the road and ask you to show him the greatest thread ever?
     
  5. Spector_Ray

    Spector_Ray

    Aug 8, 2004
    Texas
    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
     
  6. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    with a whip crack of his whippy tail


    or whatever the hell jack sings about there.
     
  7. soulgeezer, that sounds like wikipedia to me. that's an F for you mister.
     
  8. Barfly

    Barfly

    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada
    ...here come me and KG naked, out of the side hatch...
     
  9. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    As God is my witness, that came out of my own bored little head at three o'clock in the morning. Maybe I should post it in Wikipedia, just for fun?
     
  10. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    i think you just replaced planet x with the thread of threads
     
  11. Planet X is a good band. :cool:



    Oh wait.... this isn't the post a random fact thread, is it? :D
     
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