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True story....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mankind, May 11, 2005.

  1. Mankind


    Oct 20, 2003
    Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too
    good that morning.

    I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
    say,"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.
    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let
    Alone any happy birthday.
    I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
    So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good
    morning,Boss. Happy Birthday!"

    And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
    said,"You know,it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
    let's go to lunch, just you and me."
    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
    ALL day. Let's go!" so we went to lunch.
    We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
    private little place.

    We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
    such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do

    I said, "No, I guess not."
    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you
    don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
    came out carrying a huge birthday cake..... - followed by my wife,
    children,and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there -

    on the couch -


    I thank you.
  2. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please tell me this really isn't true!!!!!!!!!!!!



    wow, sorry dude.

  3. Andy Cleaver

    Andy Cleaver A show of hands....

    Dec 16, 2004
    England, Midlands
    Ooo she had you good there mate! The looks on their faces must have been shocked to say the least :p.
  4. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio


  5. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    Equal parts funny and sad :eyebrow:
  6. bassturtle


    Apr 9, 2004
  7. tifa

    tifa Padawan Bassist

    Mar 8, 2005
    Blackburn, UK
    Nice :D

    this gave me a good giggle :)

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Wow, i hope thats not true.
  9. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium

    ow wait, once you start thinking about it you realise it's not that funny. :meh:
  10. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    LOL !!
    dude , you tell a good story ...

    oh man , if that was real , your'e up the creek without a paddle ,
    hangin' in the breeze , caught with your pants down ,
    so to speak ...
  11. bigbeefdog

    bigbeefdog Who let the dogs in?

    Jul 7, 2003
    Mandeville, LA
    Well, that HAS been making the rounds in Email for some time.....

    But who knows.... maybe it DID happen again.....

  12. Mankind


    Oct 20, 2003
    Yes this was doing the rounds at work, it didn't happen to me may i add.
  13. Seen it before but it's still very funny!
  14. FenderHotRod


    Sep 1, 2004
    :D Never seen it before, and you had me going there for a minute :)
  15. srxplayer


    May 19, 2004
    Highland, CA
    LOL :D

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