Trust, But Verify

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Folmeister, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    I just got this list from a friend. I love it, and the idea is that these are real bands. How many can you verify?

    Albino Toilet Boys
    Alcoholics Unanimous
    Apocolypse Hoboken
    Armageddon Dildos

    Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
    The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
    Band Over
    Band That Shot Liberty Valence
    Barbara's Bush
    Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
    The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    The Boxing Ghandis
    Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
    Breakfast in Beirut
    Bulimia Banquet
    Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

    Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
    Carnage Asada
    Cindy Brady's Lisp
    Cortizone 5

    he Dancing French Liberals of 1848
    The Dead Sea Squirrels
    The Dick Clarks
    The Dick Nixons
    Dicky Retardo
    Drunks With Guns

    e. coli
    Edith Head
    Electric Prostates
    Elvis Hitler
    Ethyl Merman

    Fearless Iranians From Hell
    '57 Lesbian
    The 4-Skins
    Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
    Fromage d'Amour

    Gefilte Joe and the Fish

    Headless Marines
    Hell Camino
    Herpes Cineplex
    Hindu Garage Sale
    Hitler's Bikini
    HIV and the Positives
    Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Hornets Attack Victor Mature

    Inhale Mary

    Janitors Against Apartheid
    Jehovah's Waitresses
    Jehovah's Wetness
    Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
    Jesus Christ Super Fly
    Jesus Chrysler Supercar
    Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
    Jonestown Punch

    Kathleen Turner Overdrive
    Kerrigan's Knees

    Lack of Afro
    Lawn Piranhas
    The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
    Lee Harvey Keitel
    Lesbian Ninjas

    Mao Tse Helen
    Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
    Max Roach and the Holders
    Minnie Pearl's Jam
    Mr. Happy and the Genocides
    Mussolini Headkick
    My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

    Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
    Nervous Christians and the Lions
    Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
    Not Drowning, Waving

    Pabst Smear
    Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
    Penis DeMilo
    Pepto Dismal
    Phlegm Fatale
    Poultry in Motion
    Pretentious Flamedogs
    The Pro-Midget Mafia
    Psychic Buddist Gorillas
    Psycho Sluts from Hell
    Pungent Frustration
    Purple Headed Love Warriors

    Raging Pimps of Doom
    Rectal Nightmare
    Reluctant Stereotypes
    Results of Inbreeding
    Retarted Elf
    Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

    Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

    Sandy Duncan's Eye
    Screaming Headless Torsos
    Screaming Iguanas of Love
    Screaming Moist Accountants
    Septic Death
    Seven Year Bitch
    The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
    Shirley Temple of Doom
    Shirley Temple Pilots
    Skeptic Tank
    The Sound of Munich
    Spastic Colon
    The Sphinctones
    Stiff Richards
    Stukas Over Bedrock
    Swingin' Johnsons

    Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
    The Telephony Bandits of Doom
    Temporary Darkening of the Stool
    The Texas Nazis
    Thank God We're Immortal
    They Tried To Frame OJ
    To Live and Shave in LA
    Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
    Transexual Hitler
    Trotsky Icepick

    Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
    Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

    The Velcro Pygmies
    Vic Morrow's Head

    The Well Hungarians
    Willie Nelson Mandela

    Yoko Homo

    Zip Code Rapists
    Zombies Under Stress
    Zulu Leprechauns

    **If this has been done before just let me know and I will kill it.
  2. AxtoOx


    Nov 12, 2005
    Duncan, Okla.
    I'm sure they'll go far. Maybe they should take a Marketing class or two.
  3. I've heard of a few of them.

    And I'm upset that there's no "Pink Unicorn Horsey."
  4. I saw a band called "The Impotent Seasnakes" once, they opened for the Misfits. Trust me, if you ever get a chance to see them, DON'T GO. In fact, run and hide for the entire time they're in town.
  5. I saw a band called "The Impotent Seasnakes" once, they opened for the Misfits. Trust me, if you ever get a chance to see them, DON'T GO. In fact, run and hide for the entire time they're in town. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I spent 2 hours looking the other way, watching the disgusted faces of the rest of the crowd.