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Try not to pee yourself when you listen to this...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bassic83, Jun 20, 2005.

  1. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    Wing tunes!

    Go to the Free Samples, start with "Dancing Queen". They're all pretty good, but that one is probably the ?best?...
  2. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
  3. AB53211


    Apr 15, 2004
    ***....... wow
  4. Viviuos


    Jul 15, 2004
    Nehawka, Nebraska
    I got three songs in before I had to stop.... otherwise the cookies would have been tossed.
  5. I thought it was a gag at first, sounded like Adam Sandler singing in falsetto for a minute....

    Well, I think that's a much more humane solution than Dr. Kevorkians suicide machine for those who are afraid of needles. I understand the Rest Homes and hospitals, but I'm a little concerned they're not screening people carefully enough if they're doing promotional concerts.

  6. :eek:

    ...no, wait, let me rethink that first comment...


    ...yup, I was right!

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

  7. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    Did anyone read the rest of the site? It's really funny! She apparently is quite the hero in New Zealand. I wonder about the mortality rate on the nursing home gigs, though...do they bring her out when they have a waiting list going on?

    If I was trapped inside my body, waiting to die, I know for a fact that I would FIND a way to scream "MORPHINE!!!" if she showed up on my floor.

    Dang, she's as bad as a dentist's drill!!! :eek:
  8. Hurley


    Feb 12, 2004
    Cape Cod, MA
    Has anyone seen the South Park episode about her? :p
  9. HOT DANG!
    Sounds like Japanese Alvin and the Chipmunks on ACID!

    this is by far the funniest thread ever!
  10. QORC


    Aug 22, 2003
    Elberon, New Jersey
    OMG...it's AWFUL!!!!!!
  11. daofktr

    daofktr irritating, yet surly

    Feb 15, 2005
    aurora, IN
    OMG...now i know who shonen knife's mom is!
    i wonder if she's gonna hook up with yoko ono?
    poor woman...and poor NZ!
  12. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    Tung basses had a model named Wing... :eek: They're really nice and they SOUND GOOD....
  13. AB53211


    Apr 15, 2004
    ahahah i remember that
  14. It's too bad that she's serious about it, too.
  15. MazeMouse


    Jan 27, 2005
    Give me a knife...

    No, I'm not going to stab her...

    I'm going to cut out my eardrums to prevent them from ever being violated in that way again.....

    EDIT: and after that, maybe stab her... once... or twice...
  16. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I think that is cool. She is making a living singing, which she loves to do. Now, I wouldn't say she is all that great at it, but oh well. Someone is buying and enjoying it, just like they did William Hung here in the states.
  17. DubDubs


    Aug 23, 2004
    Los Angeles
    I loved the South Park episode. After the episode they plugged her website and I went to make sure it wasn't a joke. I'm glad she's having fun singing but her voice is pretty hilarious.
  18. smperry

    smperry Administrator Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Bay Area, CA
    I'm so going to buy cd 8 - Beatles Classics by Wing.

    If you go to the cd page there is - I'm not making this up - a cover of Highway to Hell. I almost registered just to listen.

  19. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    "She's got one hell of a chin on her, that's for sure."

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