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Two jokes my daughter told me..

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by McHack, Mar 17, 2006.


  1. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    I thought they were funny.

    Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    A. Cuz we in da hood, & 7's got a gun bitch!

    This next one isnt your typical Q&A type joke... its more of a Stephen Wright type of thing.

    "I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself!"
     
  2. Tony G

    Tony G

    Jan 20, 2006
    NY
    Ha! Those are pretty good! How old is your daughter?
     
  3. I was expecting the "7 ate 9" response. That was good.:)
     
  4. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    My favorite kid joke:

    Q: What's green and has six wheels?

    A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.
     
  5. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Sounds like an Alex line.
     
  6. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    Like I'm gonna tell you guys! LOL!
     
  7. I liked (and still do):
    "What's green and brown, has six legs and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree on you?"

    "A snooker table" :D
     
  8. Hmmm, so 7 did not eat 9? I call for an investigation into the eating of 9!
     
  9. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Here's mine, but I'm not telling either ...
     
  10. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    Interestingly, mine REALLY likes SG's, too.
     
  11. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    That's an EB3 actually.

    It's 19 years older than her, btw.
     
  12. Tony G

    Tony G

    Jan 20, 2006
    NY

    umm.... ok...:eyebrow:
     
  13. nateo

    nateo Schubie Fan #1

    Mar 2, 2003
    Ottawa, Ontario
    I'ma choose to believe she's around the age of 5. Sure the jokes are hilarious, but how much more hilarious would they be if they were told by a 5 year old?

    A lot more, that's how much.

    -Nate
     
  14. What are you getting at?
     
  15. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Who? ;)

    And I don't get the number joke. What's the gag?
     
  16. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    haha...

    the last one was my away msg and my sig for a while:) i love that one... good 67 joke too:)
     
  17. whats red and can't fly?

    a fire engine. HAHAHA.
    i love the "why is 6 afriad of 7? cuz 7-8 [ate]-9" line. :)

    i love stupid jokes.

    whats brown and stickey?
    a stick!
    :hyper:
     
  18. what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    a carrot!
     
  19. A bunch of guys walked into a bar, the last was underaged

    good jokes guys - and i know mine isnt near funny its not suppsoed to be
     
  20. One of my favorites:

    I have so many KISS records that now my stereo has mono.

    A multi-level pun!!:D

    Rock on
    Eric