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Two original but not really songs

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by dobedobe, Mar 25, 2003.

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  1. "The Book of Lies"

    Tell us of his lies, and you'll see his demise
    Tell us of your faith, I'll break your ****ing cross
    Bring the book of hymn, I'll shove it up your ass
    Turn your your back on god, so he will burn in hell
    When religion's gone, then all is well and done
    Book of god just tells you lies-I will need no alibies-laugh at god in his demise-**** the church come join Satan
    Book of god just tells you lies-I will need no alibies-laugh at god in his demise-**** the church come join Satan)x2


    You cannot trick me I know god is weak
    Why else would want you down on your knees
    I'll never worship or bow to the meek
    Face it religion is no match for me
    I'll kill religion and burn down the church

    You think I'm foolish well I know you're weak
    You think that jesus was here to help you
    jesus, just like god, was here for himself
    Noone can save you from burning in hell
    You are not perfect so you'll burn in hell
    I refuse penance so I'll burn in hell
    Why should I feel bad for what's is the past?

    god demands penance to get to heaven
    I demand nothing, just live for yourself
    Throw out religion and let it be gone
    You will go nowhere when you cease to be
    You will just rot six feet under the ground
    Help me title the untitled one please. What changes if any should be made?
  2. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Perfect song title: Rockstar Ninja Vampires Deluxe.
  3. I would call the second one, "Song of Friendship and Joy".
  4. I think I'll hold on for a better title. Thanks for the suggestions tho.
  5. How 'bout "Kung-Fu Monkey Death Grip"? or "Sweep the Leg Johnny"?
  6. ooh! ooh! what about "Dear God, It's Me, Margaret"?
  7. Bass Mule.....were you dropped on your head as a child? :p
  8. yes :D
  9. 5stringDNA


    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
    :meh: lemme guess these are for a hardcore or deathmetal group?
    how about
    "I'm annoyed because my parents tried to cram religion down my throat"
  10. "Gods Hymn of Peace and Love"


    "Jesus Christ Superstar mega mix #1"

    BTW What the hell dude, whats with all the hate and killing and stuff in your songs? What did Religion ever do to you? Cant you make a song about Killer Tofu and Cuddly puppies, not songs about burning churches and killing God?

    Just my two cents

    P.S- Those lyrics will offend alot of the religious posters here. So dont be suprised if this post is closed or deleted.
  11. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    Freedom of religion.

    Just because the lyrics make me sick at my stomach doesn't give me a reason to close the thread.

    The lyrics are not against any of the Forum rules, so the thread will remain open.
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    "All was laid to burnination."
    "**** (in F major)"
    "Naked the duck"
    "Johnny Sixstar Sings the Blues"
    "Jazz killed my parents"
    "I'm evil."
    "Slayer rules"
    "I enjoy crack"
    "Scatman John's Revenge"
    "I'm seriously going to kill you. No I'm serious. I'm going to kill you, for real, you over there in the hat."
    "Life of the party"
    "Party all the time"
    "Party Hard"
    "Party Time"
    "C'mon, Let's Party."
    "Burn, Burn, Burn (Untitled)"
    "That yogurt you ate wasn't really yogurt."
    "This time, I'm gonna get you."
    "Gimmie yo' ****."
  13. bentem


    Oct 18, 2002
    Rockville, MD
    the ballad of johnny in the wind

  14. Call it "The 'I Just Discovered Atheism and I Want EVERYONE to Know' Song" :rolleyes:
  15. Johnalex


    Jul 20, 2001
    South Carolina
    "Who let the Gods out?"


    "I sleep in on Sundays"

    I like those titles.
  16. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    Johnalex wins. No contest. I prefer I sleep in on Sundays.
  17. sigterm

    sigterm Supporting Member

    Feb 5, 2003
    Atlanta G of A
    yeah those were killer titles.
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    dobe: You'd probably have better luck posting your songs here .
  19. Johnalex is in first place with "I Sleep In On Sundays" thanks dude. By the by, my parents didn't cram anything down my throat except vegetables, they let me choose my own religion and I have no religion that worships anything. Some would call me an atheist but I prefer, Oteboian. Never heard of it? Good the band made it up. :cool: Thanks for all your people's help, if you get more ideas thanks. Thanks again Johnalex, I will be sure to give you credit for it. :bassist:
  20. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    I know there's some sort of running theme with your songs (including the one in the other thread that got deleted), but I just can't put my finger on it.

    What sort of music are you putting to these lyrics? That first one would make rather a nice country ballad - some acoustic guitars, maybe some strings.

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