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Ugliest Bass Ever?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by RunngDog, Oct 5, 2004.

  1. RunngDog


    Jan 22, 2003
    Chicago, IL
    I used to think those Wish basses were pretty ugly. Then I saw this:

    Really Ugly Bass

    I especially like the headline on the listing -- "like Zon." Yeah, like Zon -- on acid!
  2. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    The problem is, it appears the man has woodworking ability. Which means that was intentional.
  3. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    That almost looks like a redone wish. The control plat cover is to wishy teardrop style... And the neck looks large like he would do. The only thing that I don't see is the signature "hollow" headstock, which I actually really like!
  4. lyle

    lyle Guest

    Jan 10, 2004
    Vernon, B.C. Canada
    probably studied wish then improved his methods...hehe

    heres what gets me....
    "Prince called me up to get it, but i gotta let him fight it out with you guys"

  5. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    No uglier than a Spalt. :smug:
  6. Wish has a sculptor that works in his shop named John BLACKBURN! Hmmmm...I wonder... :meh: :meh: You don't suppose... :meh:

    Things smell a little bit "wishy".
  7. RunngDog


    Jan 22, 2003
    Chicago, IL
    Does seem suspicious. Here's that bass's almost equally ugly brother:

    Yet More Ugliness
  8. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    Step 1: Acquire halfway decent looking bass
    Step 2: Acquire 7 pounds of raw hamburger beef
    Step 3: Smear hamburger meat on bass
    Step 4: Toss hamburger smeared bass into closed room with 4 starved Pit Bulls
    Step 5: Clear out Pit Bulls and photograph bass
    Step 6: Post on eBay
  9. BassDmb18


    Dec 28, 2002
    Davie, FL
    Oh no..

    Its gonna be a Wish - Blackburn year in '05 .. I'll vote for them over Bush or Kerry

    Wish/Blackburn in '05
  10. YEP! Same shop as Wish...HAS to be...same corian bridge saddle...same ugly volume knob...same neck-through design...same brushed aluminum (Aussies say "aluminium") coverplate...grover tuners

    BUT there ARE improvements

    1) ADJUSTABLE TRUSS ROD (possibly necessary due to slimmer neck)
    2) More "normal" headstock (could have been, anyway)
    3) Use of joinery skills (check out the tongue and groove joint between the walnut and the neck material)
    4) A nice finish

    ALSO the steps backward

    1) IT IS UGLY
  11. lefty


    Sep 25, 2004
    i don`t know if anyone else saw this, but a couple of weeks ago i saw a naked woman bass on ebay. man i was crackin` up at this thing, it was like solid mohogany and i think the butt was on the front and the other parts were on the back side of the thing.
  12. RunngDog


    Jan 22, 2003
    Chicago, IL
    Here it is:

    Naked Woman Bass
  13. Hmm...just like a Zon. What exactly is Zon-like about that bass?
  14. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    It has strings, duh.
  15. BassDmb18


    Dec 28, 2002
    Davie, FL
    The first one looks like a sad beatin' little thing that just lost a fight to a tree shredder.
  16. Mudfuzz


    Apr 3, 2004
    Is this a Tad of a hint?

  17. The guy had a "buy it now" of ONLY $2,999.99 ummmm....yeah, ok...

    I can buy 10 (count them 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10) wishbasses for that price :D
  18. yup, those wacky americans and their inabiltiy to say aluminium...

    but personally, i think its an interesting peice of art, dont know about its usuability..but it reminds me of that she devil esp guitar :rollno: ....

    but i also think zon's are ugly too :bag: , so i dont know if its much improvement on a zon..but what else can you expect coming from me
  19. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
    IIRC he's been trying to sell those two bases on ebay for about 2 or 3 months now. It's been posted on several of the Wish-bashing threads for some time. Certainly Wish inspired, no doubt, but the similarities are so many that I have to say he's at least aware of/a big fan of Wish's.
  20. It aint as ugly as those single cut basses.