Q:What is the difference between a Bassplayer and a toilet ? A: A toilet has to put up with only 1 person's crap at a time. Q:How can you tell if the stage is perfectly horizontal ? A:The guitaris is drewling from both mouth-ends. Q:what's the similarity between a guitarsolo and premature ejaculation ? A:you know it's going to come, but there's nothing you can do to stop it.