http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=330462&cc=5901 Who the heck brings flares to a football (ya like that, non-UnitedStatesians? ) match? Have I been risking the safety of myself and those I love by NOT bringing flares with me when I go to sporting events? Just, you know, wanna be prepared. I mean, I already take Duct Tape with me wherever I go (thanks, Tommy!). And, to be able to refer to a soccer (whoops) match as the "Heysel Stadium Disaster of 1985" is amazing. I wanna party with these guys. I love the smell of flares in the morning....smells like GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!