Here's your chance to quote the statement that you think qualifies for "Understatement of the Year". I'll post my candidate so that you get an idea what I'm talking about, as well as my inspiration for this thread...... I was watching a documentary on Killer Squid. This guy was talking about the special lightweight armor he wears when he goes diving to film them. Here's the fun part.... "The chest plate is really important, because if the beak were to go in here, it could go through the ribs and puncture a lung and sea water would rush in around the lungs and heart. That would make me uncomfortable." Really? Uncomfortable? How 'bout freakin' DEAD?!?