Unintentionally ironic headline of the day

Would today happen to be a slow news day?

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/a...d-clothed-pole-dancing-are-blasphemy/19634576

 

Haha! Love it!

This entire article reads like a a TBOT topic, lol.

 

Reminds me of that old Dave Attell bit:


A one legged man always looks like he's come a long way to tell you something important. Listen! It's slippery outside! He's got information. A one toothed man doesn't know anything. What does he know? Uhh... Taffy is delicious...

If I need directions I'm not asking a man with one tooth, I'm asking a man with one leg. Cause he definately knows the easiest way to get there. Yup, if theres a shortcut that one legged ****er knows where it is. You won't be hoppin fences neither.

 

Dave Attell FTW

 

When I first saw this website, back in '07, I had to wonder:

WHY?


I'm still asking that now.

 

Ahhh, but did you follow the link further down?

http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5619445&s=1

He does realise that Darwin Awards are posthumous citations, doesn't he? And just how, exactly, did he manage to get attacked by a tiger in the Congo? The last time I looked, the Congo was in Africa, & tigers are known for living a bit further east than that - Siberia, Bengal, India, etc, etc.

 

A tiger? In Africa?

 

In related news:

Bearded Lady Reunites With Long-Lost Son

50 bucks he was in her beard.

 

I often become disenchanted with the state of the media.

Then I look at some internet news articles like these ones, it never fails to cheer me up.

 

Fantastic!

 

I doubt the "irony" was unintentional.

 

I read the links and wonder "Is this The Onion?"

 

There is nothing ironic about the article in the first post.