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Unintentionally ironic headline of the day

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Jim Nazium, Sep 17, 2010.

  1. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking

    Feb 28, 2007
    Fontana, California
  2. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
  3. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Inactive

    Nov 8, 2007
    Reminds me of that old Dave Attell bit:

    A one legged man always looks like he's come a long way to tell you something important. Listen! It's slippery outside! He's got information. A one toothed man doesn't know anything. What does he know? Uhh... Taffy is delicious...

    If I need directions I'm not asking a man with one tooth, I'm asking a man with one leg. Cause he definately knows the easiest way to get there. Yup, if theres a shortcut that one legged ****er knows where it is. You won't be hoppin fences neither.
  4. Dave Attell FTW
  5. guroove


    Oct 13, 2009
    Buffalo, NY
  6. When I first saw this website, back in '07, I had to wonder:


    I'm still asking that now.
  7. Ahhh, but did you follow the link further down?


    He does realise that Darwin Awards are posthumous citations, doesn't he? And just how, exactly, did he manage to get attacked by a tiger in the Congo? The last time I looked, the Congo was in Africa, & tigers are known for living a bit further east than that - Siberia, Bengal, India, etc, etc.
  8. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    A tiger? In Africa?

  9. Buchada Azeda

    Buchada Azeda

    Mar 25, 2009
  10. Simo98


    Jun 18, 2009
    QLD, Australia
    I often become disenchanted with the state of the media.

    Then I look at some internet news articles like these ones, it never fails to cheer me up.
  11. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
  12. baalroo


    Mar 24, 2008
    Wichita, KS
    I doubt the "irony" was unintentional.
  13. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I read the links and wonder "Is this The Onion?"
  14. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    There is nothing ironic about the article in the first post.
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