Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It

There is no facepalm meme on the entire internet nearly powerful enough to express the facepalm-iness of this story.

 

I won't ruin the fun...

Spoiler

cough*Borowitzisacheapimitationoftheonion*cough

 

There is no facepalm meme on the entire internet nearly powerful enough to express the facepalm-iness of my last post.

 

And that's why I get mad when someone puts a drink on top of my amp.

 

The FBI cracked your amp? I didn't think that was possible.

 

I call shenanigans!

 

You should have seen the stories it told.

 

OMG, yeah, I'm sure.
That scares me. Maybe I should trade mine in before it is too late.

 

We're both doomed. LMAO

 

Based on this news, if it was an FBI agent who came out of the bathroom at Louis' in The Godfather, intending to shoot Sollozzo & McCluskey, he would've had something other than his pistol in his hand.

 

My daughter turned me on to Andy Borowitz a few months ago. She called it her 'Thank's Da' gift for turning her on to The National Lampoon 25 yrs ago...

 

Yeah, I'm calling bs.

 

No...there actually was a magazine called National Lampoon...

 

FALSE: FBI Spilled Water on San Bernardino iPhone

 

"In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract."

: D

 

The most famous...though not nearly the only incredibly funny and groundbreaking hunk of comedy/parody... from the magazine I grew up on.
I bought the magazine, so the dog survived!

 

I think the bureau hacked my bass, because everything I play sounds sloppy and off time, and it's clearly not user error.

On an entirely unrelated note, would a tin foil hat and vest interfere with my wireless signal? Or can they hack that too?

 

Ask Chuck McGill.