"WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Tuesday. Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.” Read here: Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It - The New Yorker
There is no facepalm meme on the entire internet nearly powerful enough to express the facepalm-iness of this story.
There is no facepalm meme on the entire internet nearly powerful enough to express the facepalm-iness of my last post.
Based on this news, if it was an FBI agent who came out of the bathroom at Louis' in The Godfather, intending to shoot Sollozzo & McCluskey, he would've had something other than his pistol in his hand.
My daughter turned me on to Andy Borowitz a few months ago. She called it her 'Thank's Da' gift for turning her on to The National Lampoon 25 yrs ago...
"In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract." : D
The most famous...though not nearly the only incredibly funny and groundbreaking hunk of comedy/parody... from the magazine I grew up on. I bought the magazine, so the dog survived!
I think the bureau hacked my bass, because everything I play sounds sloppy and off time, and it's clearly not user error. On an entirely unrelated note, would a tin foil hat and vest interfere with my wireless signal? Or can they hack that too?