Apparently these were shelved after Mike Money put in an order for 320 of these for quote "personal use"
This was conceived by either a pacifistic Jerry Falwell, or a homophobic hippie. I coulda used that money to buy me a parasail....
That would be a large BLOW to morale indeed. But it would be effective. Maybe I could lock myself in a female locker room, and toss a grenade like that.
The word is not parasail, it's parasol... {I had a found a great pic, but then I looked closer and figured it wasn't TB safe...}
Let me be a bit clearer. I could've bought a parachute and paid for parasailing. {} Though I would be quite the dapper chap with a parasol, and I could have bought that along with my parachute and parasailing appointment.
I did that when I went to Jamaica in '95. That was so totally freakin' awesome! I felt like I was tied to a kite.