username n/a's holiday PSA

Don't be so silly, I certainly won't participate. I can't see much point. Perhaps you'ld like to point it out to me and I'll have a beer instead.

 

I can't believe my birthday is no contractions day.

 

I've got an idea, let's don't and say we didn't. It wouldn't be like it won't matter because it isn't what's important to users of contractions.

And I've successfully produced an incoherent post. Let's celebrate!

 

I've got a million of 'em.

Well, they aren't mine, but that's irrelevant.

 

Irrelevant... or superrelevant?

 

Is this the holday in which you sell everything you own over the phone?

 

Two fails here.

#1 - You fail to realize that you were the first to spell "holiday" incorrectly when he was pointing out that you did (hence his italicizing of the word.)

#2 - You fail to spell "where" correctly in a sentence whose purpose was to identify a spelling error.

 

Where do you come up with this crap, username?

 

Yes username; you failed to see what I did there. Also it is hard to miss when on the subforum page it is in bold and underlined

Also let it go down on record that the original title has been edited to cover up the grammatical error. A practice that I myself am guilty of. So sorry for "casting the first stone".

That said while I acknowledge that have every right to use contractions; tomorrow I will make every effort to omit them from my speech and writing.

 

It's not even a real holiday?

I'm taking my day back, kid.