It is being reported that the remainder of the Van Halen tour has been cancelled. Apparently Eddie is "experiencing issues" and is unable to continue the tour. Suprise, suprise suprise. Those of you who made bets on how long the tour lasted before it melted down, check your slips. Frankly, it lasted far longer than I thought it would. Parents, please keep your talented kids off drugs . . . Oh, and all hail Michael Anthony!