Varments!

Varmint!

 

A Barrett .50 Cal Sniper rifle would put the big hurt on that raccoon! And you would also have the added bonus of increasing the ventilation in your attic.

 

I have like a 10 foot snake in my roof... Im sure if you also got one of them, like me, you wouldn't get too many other things living up there

 

You live in Australia, that could be serious!

 

A couple of weeks ago I spied a wet spot on the driveway. Curious(this is in August, in Cali), I looked closer; seeing something dripping into it, I looked up. Directly above, in an orange tree, was a bird's nest. Grabbing a 16-foot ladder, I expected to soon see the miracle of baby bird's birth. When I got nearly high enough to peek in, I see this ugly woodrat glaring back at me, as if to say, 'Yeah, I ate 'em. Got any more?" Bastige. So, this morning there's a large dead rat on my back porch, I guess killed & left as a gift by one of my 16-yr-old semi-******** cats(no offense to any genuinely ******** cats out there ). The interesting part is that as I was burying the rodent, I noticed an apparent bite mark(old)in the ear, matching one I noticed in the previously mentioned egg-eater. HAH! See what you get, I said!

 

I am serious. I phoned the wildlife dudes and they came and had a look. Its a constrictor, not poisonous, so they told me to keep it there as it will eliminate vermin.

We live together quite well. Just get a bit of a shock when I go outside and its sunning itself!! Also at night you can hear it dragging itself around which can be a bit creepy.

 

Oh he'll go for the bananas. But in case that doesn't work, any type of shiny object in the cage will draw him right in. Maybe a little bit of bacon too, don't want him to starve in there.

Good luck

 

If you put that 'coon in a sack, imagine the fun you could have at work.

 

hmmm... any other aussies find that line a bit odd??

 

I wanna know, what? Arkies call raccoons coons, and opossums possums. If this is purely a racial reference then never mind, about half the words in the English language have double and triple meaning. Please don't prejudge hillbillies, we don't judge Aussies. Arkansas is one of the more racially harmonious states in the south. Hoxie AR was one of the first schools in the south to voluntarily desegregate and that was before the "Little Rock Nine."

 

May I propose a stew?

 

mmm stew. And what a great hat you could make also.

 

Sardines, or canned mackerel, makes great coon bait.

They are very very difficult to kill with body hits from firearms.

 

I have hit a few with paintballs and they never came back. Just avoid the head so as to not cause permant damage.

 

LMFAO!

 

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...good luck Bud!