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Violin/Bass joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Executor666, Jul 3, 2002.

  1. Executor666


    Jul 3, 2002
    Q: How do you make the music played by a class full of Suzuki-school toddler violinists audible?

    A: Chop their 1/16-size violins up and assemble them into a bass.