Hi everybody. I've just remembered that long ago I found these interesting examples of English phrases that, well pronounced, sound like Spanish ones, so if you don't know Spanish and you ever come to visit me (for instance), be careful when you speak! If you speak Spanish, read these aloud and you'll find them very funny. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner. N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair. Who and seek ago = Juan se cagó = John sh*t on himself. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me. See eye = sí hay = yes we have. See ya = Silla = Chair. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold? T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipí bien tieso = your willie has gotten really hard. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you. Pair done = Perdón = Excuse me. Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John sh*t on himself. Tell o boy ah claw bar = Te lo voy a clavar = I'm going to nail you. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things. A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only politics around here. Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches. Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = cómete los aguacates = eat the avocados. Kit at tell loss war at chess = quítate los guaraches = take off your sandals. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff. S taz pen the ho = estás pendejo = you are an a***ole (not so rude in Spanish). Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico).