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Wanna learn Spanish?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Alvaro Martín Gómez A., Dec 12, 2004.


  1. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    Hi everybody.

    I've just remembered that long ago I found these interesting examples of English phrases that, well pronounced, sound like Spanish ones, so if you don't know Spanish and you ever come to visit me (for instance), be careful when you speak! :D If you speak Spanish, read these aloud and you'll find them very funny. :D :D

    Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner.
    N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair.
    Who and seek ago = Juan se cagó = John sh*t on himself.
    S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
    Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
    Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
    As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
    The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.
    See eye = sí hay = yes we have.
    See ya = Silla = Chair.
    T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
    T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipí bien tieso = your willie has gotten really hard.
    Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.
    Pair done = Perdón = Excuse me.
    Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man.
    Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John sh*t on himself.
    Tell o boy ah claw bar = Te lo voy a clavar = I'm going to nail you.
    This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things.
    A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only politics around here.
    Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches.
    Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = cómete los aguacates = eat the avocados.
    Kit at tell loss war at chess = quítate los guaraches = take off your sandals.
    Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff.
    S taz pen the ho = estás pendejo = you are an a***ole (not so rude in Spanish).
    Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico).
     
  2. hmmm....are those english sayings supposed to make sense
     
  3. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    :D
     
  4. karrot-x

    karrot-x Banned

    Feb 21, 2004
    Omicron Persei 8
    Nope
     
  5. This s poor as stunt air e us Senor Alvaro Martín Gómez A.
     
  6. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    :D :D
     
  7. Diowulf

    Diowulf Guest

    Aug 4, 2004
    San Rafael CA
    I like this one best. Though I find it easier to say the spanish phrase than spell out the words. :)
     
  8. How do you say "Please show me your mamaries" in spanish? :smug:

    I guy can try...right?
     
  9. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    Polite way: "Por favor muéstrame tus senos"
    Not-so polite: "Por favor muéstrame tus tetas"

    ;) :hyper: :D
     
  10. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    tambien las chiches
     
  11. dude while reading this i was literaly laughing. thanks, i realy needed that. :D
     
  12. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    TX
  13. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    S O C, K S = That's what it is! :D
     
  14. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    SOCKS :D
     
  15. now how do i pronounce that?
    pour favor moosetram thus titas/ seenos?
    did i get it?
    :help:
     
  16. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    Did you hear about the Dairy Board's Spanish gaff a couple years ago? They brought their "Got Milk?" campaign, but instead of saying "Got Milk?" in Spanish, they said, "Are You Lactating?". :eek: :D
     
  17. geshel

    geshel

    Oct 2, 2001
    Seattle
    Jaw cone SS See Toes ol' a-mint-ache what row sake when see yas!

    =

    jaco necesitó solamente cuatro secuencias.

    I think you can figure that one out :D
     
  18. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    TX
    LMAO!!!!

    So.....how many strings does JT need? :D
     
  19. Living in Texas, I really should learn spanish.


    Nah, too lazy.