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Weird story.. my bass teacher literally $#@_ himself?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Rugmaster, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. I was reading through these thinking of a funny story I could post about from my band, and while some weird things have happened, none of it is really worth posting on here. Then I just remembered something from way back when I first started taking lessons on bass:

    I was taking lessons from what was a very talented, but kind of strange guy at my local music store. I was only 12 at the time, and I was a pretty shy and quiet individual. He taught me how to play some very basic stuff for a couple of months just to get me started. Anyways, one day I was at lessons and everything was going normal, I don't remember exactly what he was teaching me, but suddenly I found myself gasping for air as a horrible stench filled the room. Keep in mind this was a very small room in the basement of a 200 year old building. This went on for a couple of minutes, I was trying as hard as I could to pay attention and pretend I wasn't suffocating until he turned on a small fan. That did the trick for a while until it happened again, I continued to slowly asphyxiate, and finally he got up to use the bathroom and my suffering had finally ended for the day... poor guy! I almost felt as sorry for him as I did for myself that day... (I apologize if this wasn't written very well, in the middle of typing it up I accidentlaly hit a wrong key that ended up posting it before I was even finished).
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2015
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  2. 2groggy


    Jan 17, 2015
    Toronto, Canada
    I thought that the brown note was only a myth ;-)
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  3. Dug2


    Sep 24, 2011
    i dont feel so good
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  4. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA..
  5. twinjet

    twinjet Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Sep 23, 2008
    IBS perhaps.
  6. Winterglo


    Aug 29, 2015
    You know, you didn't have to put up with that sh--.
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  7. DirtDog


    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    Bad burrito = depth charge.
  8. Joedog


    Jan 28, 2010
    Pensacola FL
    Thanks for sharing..........:rollno:
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