What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing on stage? While Gwar comes to mind right off the bat, I think I'd have to say the dude I saw playing bass in pair of depends and a bondage mask was the oddest. I don't remember the band, they were the opening act for I think Decapitate at Jaxx in VA a few years ago. Runner up for me would have to go to the singer in Usurper, who I had the "pleasure" of seeing both times I caught Cradle of Filth on the Cruelty tour. He was wearing leather pants and a chainmail vest, which is pretty standard metal gear. Except this guy is BIG, there were little sausages of flab oozing from between the links of his chainmail as he bounced around the stage. Amusing, in a detached, kinda nauseating sort of way.