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What are some Kiss products that need to be made?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Adamthebassist, Oct 3, 2009.


  1. Adamthebassist

    Adamthebassist

    May 14, 2009
    Orlando
    As we all know, no one is safe from the marketing machine that is Kiss. From a comic book made from there own blood, to the Kiss Kasket, Kiss is slowly taking over the world. But what are some products that you want to see with the Kiss name on it? Who knows maybe Gene himself will see it and steal your idea and give you no money!

    Honestly i think some Kiss brand Tampons, Pegnancy test, and other feminine products would be great.
     
  2. Ki$$ Douche
     
  3. KISS chord book

    comes with G C and D
     
  4. Adamthebassist

    Adamthebassist

    May 14, 2009
    Orlando
    LOLZ :D
     
  5. Howlin' Hanson

    Howlin' Hanson Lighter cabs, please.

    Sep 3, 2007
    Austin TX
    Make up removal cream?
     
  6. BostonTerror

    BostonTerror Supporting Member

    Dec 31, 2008
    Boston, MA
    Chiss Chili. Pyrotechnics in a bowl.
     
  7. the gene simmons/kiss ocean floor biosphere project 2050......where gene and the gang will ride out the global warming apocalypse
     
  8. unbridled

    unbridled

    May 26, 2005
    Montana
    Endorsing Artist-Compton Compensated Custom Bridges (for Gretsch 6ers)
    Kiss Kondoms
     
  9. calebbarton

    calebbarton

    Aug 25, 2007
    Oregon
    I manufacture for several companies including but not limited to: Bridge City Sound, Catalinbread, more.
    Kiss edible underwear. Kiss brand tongue shaped "toys". Kiss brand murder weapon shaped guitars.......oh wait........
     
  10. PseudoSpaceman

    PseudoSpaceman

    Jul 5, 2009
    they exist
     
  11. unbridled

    unbridled

    May 26, 2005
    Montana
    Endorsing Artist-Compton Compensated Custom Bridges (for Gretsch 6ers)
    That doesn't surprise me for some reason!
     
  12. kb9wyz

    kb9wyz

    Sep 8, 2008
    Bloomingdale,IL
    The KISS Suicide Pill

    Their music makes me want to kill myself. Sorry KISS fans.
     
  13. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    No it doesn't. If it really made you want to kill yourself, you'd be dead.

    I've always been happy with just their albums...if they can keep making albums as good as this latest one, I'll be happy. But if I could get the KISS logo engraved on a Portaflex light up logo plate, guess who's vintage B-15N will be sporting it?

    :bassist:

    :meh:

    :bag:
     
  14. your name plused this post caused ironic laughter.

    on topic, Kiss Led Zeppelin reissue CD's.
     
  15. AnchorHoy

    AnchorHoy

    Dec 29, 2008
    New Jersey
    A coffee-table sized book entitled "The Best of Gene Simmons' Polaroid Collection"

    Since KISS fans are already world-class wankers, it would surely sell a million or more copies
     
  16. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    Not if he's in the pictures.
     
  17. Matt Dean

    Matt Dean Supporting Member

    Jan 2, 2007
    SF (North) Bay Area
    Kiss Breakfast Cereal... every box would have a picture of one of the members of the band on the front and a kiss surprise inside. :hyper:
     
  18. Obviously already made. Not even have to check.
     
  19. You'll know when Kiss has gone too far when they start marketing small appliances. I'm thinking of things along the lines of "The Kiss Swamp Kooler," or the "The Kiss Wet/Dry Vacuum Kleener."
     
  20. RestInPieces

    RestInPieces

    Jun 14, 2009
    I think they should make a dildo that is shaped exactly like Gene's "president". 4 inches of wonder.

    ........................oh wait :meh: .....goddamit this thread is so hard.
     

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