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What did the Deadhead say...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by John Sprague, Dec 21, 2005.


  1. John Sprague

    John Sprague Sam Shen's US Distributor

    Mar 10, 2003
    Rochester, NY
    Sales Manager, CSC Products Inc.
    ... when the acid wore off?

    "Hey man, this band really sucks". :)
     
  2. nicklloyd

    nicklloyd Supporting Member/Luthier

    Jan 27, 2002
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    What was Jerry Garcia's last hit before he died?

    The floor.
     
  3. jmain

    jmain Oo, Uhn't uh, Yes! Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2005
    Alexandria, VA
    ...do you have any more squares!?!
     
  4. godoze

    godoze

    Oct 21, 2002
    the floor....that is good....
     
  5. Damon Rondeau

    Damon Rondeau Journeyman Clam Artist Supporting Member

    Nov 19, 2002
    Winnipeg, baby
    ...but not so great for Jerry.
     
  6. Dan1099

    Dan1099 Dumbing My Process Down

    Aug 7, 2004
    Michigan
    That's as bad as a pink floyd one i heard:

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
    Their last big hit was 'The Wall."
     
  7. Yeah but they made Wish You Were Here after The Wall, so the joke doesn't really make sense
     
  8. Dan1099

    Dan1099 Dumbing My Process Down

    Aug 7, 2004
    Michigan
    The wall was a hit album. Wish you were here was a hit song, the album, not so much. Besides, it's a joke. Lighten up.
     
  9. Wish You Were Here was made before The Wall. I promise.
     
  10. lownotes02

    lownotes02

    Jan 19, 2005
    Melbourne, Fl
    How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
    One to change it, and millions to follow it around until it burns out.
     
  11. John Sprague

    John Sprague Sam Shen's US Distributor

    Mar 10, 2003
    Rochester, NY
    Sales Manager, CSC Products Inc.
    Ooooh, good one lowtones!
     
  12. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    I once saw a teeshirt that said "I'm grateful Jerry's dead" .
     
  13. baba

    baba Supporting Member

    Jan 22, 2002
    3rd stone from the sun
    Every time you make fun of the Dead a hacky sack rolls into the gutter.
     
  14. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    LOL
     
  15. nicklloyd

    nicklloyd Supporting Member/Luthier

    Jan 27, 2002
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    lol...pmp...

    (pee my pants)
     
  16. John Sprague

    John Sprague Sam Shen's US Distributor

    Mar 10, 2003
    Rochester, NY
    Sales Manager, CSC Products Inc.
    omg, dgt, tmi!
     
  17. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    This was my fav off that page... LOL again. And I never write LOL. :D

    Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes.

    OT. Does anyone think this is funny besides me? Nobody I ever tell it to laughs at all, and this had me rolling on a plane last month for about a half an hour.

    Two snowmen are sitting on a mountain. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

    IT STILL CRACKS ME UP!!!!!
     
  18. mdurell

    mdurell

    Mar 9, 2006
    Boulder, CO
    What's one question sure to stump any stoner?


    .... I'm sorry, what were we just talking about?
     
  19. jeff_bass28

    jeff_bass28 Guest

    Mar 21, 2006
    How do you hide money from a hippy?


    Put it under the soap!

    (props to Gwar for that one)