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Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by John Sprague, Dec 21, 2005.
... when the acid wore off?
"Hey man, this band really sucks".
What was Jerry Garcia's last hit before he died?
...do you have any more squares!?!
the floor....that is good....
...but not so great for Jerry.
That's as bad as a pink floyd one i heard:
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was 'The Wall."
Yeah but they made Wish You Were Here after The Wall, so the joke doesn't really make sense
The wall was a hit album. Wish you were here was a hit song, the album, not so much. Besides, it's a joke. Lighten up.
Wish You Were Here was made before The Wall. I promise.
How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and millions to follow it around until it burns out.
Ooooh, good one lowtones!
I once saw a teeshirt that said "I'm grateful Jerry's dead" .
Every time you make fun of the Dead a hacky sack rolls into the gutter.
(pee my pants)
omg, dgt, tmi!
How do you keep a deadhead in suspense?
This was my fav off that page... LOL again. And I never write LOL.
Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes.
OT. Does anyone think this is funny besides me? Nobody I ever tell it to laughs at all, and this had me rolling on a plane last month for about a half an hour.
Two snowmen are sitting on a mountain. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"
IT STILL CRACKS ME UP!!!!!
What's one question sure to stump any stoner?
.... I'm sorry, what were we just talking about?
How do you hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap!
(props to Gwar for that one)