That's as bad as a pink floyd one i heard: What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was 'The Wall."
The wall was a hit album. Wish you were here was a hit song, the album, not so much. Besides, it's a joke. Lighten up.
How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb? One to change it, and millions to follow it around until it burns out.
How do you keep a deadhead in suspense? http://www.euphoria.force9.co.uk/realhumour/celebrity/jokegded.html
This was my fav off that page... LOL again. And I never write LOL. Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes. OT. Does anyone think this is funny besides me? Nobody I ever tell it to laughs at all, and this had me rolling on a plane last month for about a half an hour. Two snowmen are sitting on a mountain. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?" IT STILL CRACKS ME UP!!!!!