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What do you do?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DerHoggz, Jun 4, 2014.


  1. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    I like to forget i have one ready in my mouth and bust into a Baskin Robbins in the middle of the night.

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  2. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    Rebel without a clue.
     
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  3. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    Well, you're first problem is that you have no interests.

    I suggest drinking...but do it in the morning....so you're smashed when it's still light out.



    That'll put an interesting spin on things.
     
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  4. I obsess over hitting the wrong button and moving on to the next game while doing something I do way too much of.

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  5. GKon

    GKon Supporting Member, Boom-Chicka-Boom

    Feb 17, 2013
    Albuquerque, NM
    I took up swing dancing/lindy hop about 3 years ago. It's relatively inexpensive (10 Euro per class), tons of free
    parties, and a huge social circle. And, you get to dance with ladies all night long.
     
  6. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    That's a plastic spoon.
     
  7. NWB

    NWB

    Apr 30, 2008
    Kirkland, WA
    You're a young guy. You should be spending every spare moment chasing tail.:thumbsup:
     
  8. NWB

    NWB

    Apr 30, 2008
    Kirkland, WA
    I wholeheartedly agree.

    Will knows what he's talking about here and I generally follow this advice.
     
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  9. placedesjardins

    placedesjardins

    May 7, 2012
    Ha ha. One day, I was going to this cinema in a mall. I take the escalator and while going up, there is this elderly white couple, like in their 60s. I guess they didn't hear me come up behind them. One of them farted. Loud as in "you couldn't miss it" loud. When they realized I was behind them like by 6 escalator steps, they walked away at the top... knowing full well that one of them had blasted a fart without any semblance of trying to cover it up.
     
  10. MartinG1957

    MartinG1957 You can never have too many bones....

    Aug 5, 2011
    Dublin, Ireland
    They got embarrassed, you got a nice couple of lungfulls of well-matured, succulent bacterial soup suspended in toxic waste by-products......:)
     
  11. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    One should never hide their farts.
    It's dishonest, and unhealthy
     
  12. MartinG1957

    MartinG1957 You can never have too many bones....

    Aug 5, 2011
    Dublin, Ireland
    yeah, if it embarrasses you, go and have a fartectomy and be done with it, the "fart-no-more" surgical intervention
     
  13. bass_case

    bass_case Maintain low tones. Supporting Member

    Oct 23, 2013
    Miami, FL
    What makes you think it was a fart? Thanks to modern adult undergarments, packing a load is less hassle than going to the bathroom.
     
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  14. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    Yeah, past a certain age, one should never trust a fart, they can be deceptive and unruley.
     
  15. MartinG1957

    MartinG1957 You can never have too many bones....

    Aug 5, 2011
    Dublin, Ireland
    You forgot, runny, definitely runny.......
     
  16. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    Oh, yeah, and don't wear shorts without a cork or something. Thanks for the reminder Martin !
     
  17. MartinG1957

    MartinG1957 You can never have too many bones....

    Aug 5, 2011
    Dublin, Ireland
    "what do you mean I've got dark streaks in my fake tan...."
     
  18. bass_case

    bass_case Maintain low tones. Supporting Member

    Oct 23, 2013
    Miami, FL
    Never put mascara on the one-eyed matinee idol.
     
  19. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    Argue on TBOT.
    Maintain limits. Avoid the ban at all cost.
     
  20. I watch a lot of "Ghost Adventures" late at night on my PVR......
     

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